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@yikesmountain.bsky.social
former: writer/journalist, music biz burnout
current: uncle of nieces, keeper of pico

spokane, wa
my former home* also, you can tell I’m from St. Paul because I said Twin Cities
January 23, 2026 at 11:29 PM
as lee greenland
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 AM
the turd store called and said they’re running out turds unless overall morale improves
January 23, 2026 at 7:17 AM
man, I’m starting to think maybe the WHO just dropped him becuase he wasn’t really repping the brand, becuase, woof
January 23, 2026 at 6:57 AM
“hey it’s the child cop!”
January 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
nobody says what you just said in real life
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 AM
you may have "social media isn't real life" in your bio but you're doing a fantastic job here convincing us you're a real dick in real life too
January 22, 2026 at 6:53 AM
declaring war on a city and being pissed off there isn't some sort of universally understood DMZ poop zone for your boys

this is all so fucking stupid
January 22, 2026 at 5:33 AM
right there too
January 22, 2026 at 5:19 AM
god dammit
January 22, 2026 at 4:57 AM
hey, I just wanted to throw out some love to KEXP, you, and the other DJs for all the cuts, but also all the solidarity in trying times.

also, tell Larry to get on here
January 22, 2026 at 4:41 AM
this so rules
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 AM
somebody needs to fuck that new applebee's o-m-cheese burger and let us know about it
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 AM
some soundguy / baseball fanatic somewhere: this is the best update I could've ever expected
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 AM