Yikes Mountain
@yikesmountain.bsky.social
I'll post better (tomorrow)
Letting go of my 2025 resentments to clear a spiritual path for the resentments I will swiftly create in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Letting go of my 2025 resentments to clear a spiritual path for the resentments I will swiftly create in 2026
My bet is on the fire
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My bet is on the fire
and now let's follow up that production with ANOTHER ZOOM CALL!!!
OK that was a Super Bowl-like halftime show what the hell?
December 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
and now let's follow up that production with ANOTHER ZOOM CALL!!!
OK that was a Super Bowl-like halftime show what the hell?
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
OK that was a Super Bowl-like halftime show what the hell?
yo @cjzero.bsky.social some dude from Seattle U just tried to block a shot against a Washington with his own shoe
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
yo @cjzero.bsky.social some dude from Seattle U just tried to block a shot against a Washington with his own shoe
HAHAHAHAHAHA FOOTBALL IS SO STUPID
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA FOOTBALL IS SO STUPID
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resistance also takes the form of maintaining hope & finding time or means for joy
fascism seeks to convince its victims they have been defeated in advance. stay aware of the state’s behavior, but remember it’s motivations.
December 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
resistance also takes the form of maintaining hope & finding time or means for joy
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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named my fists Strunk and White because they help me omit needless words
Named my fists Ben and Jerry cause they're headed right for your mouth and stomach
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
named my fists Strunk and White because they help me omit needless words
absolute queen shit
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
absolute queen shit
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a world without trans people has never existed and never will
April 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
a world without trans people has never existed and never will
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i don’t know what theo von is. sounds like one of those stores you see still roughing it out in a dead mall
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i don’t know what theo von is. sounds like one of those stores you see still roughing it out in a dead mall
chat we posting old rotting carved pumpkins?
old ass hairy rotten disheveled carved pumpkin chat!
old ass hairy rotten disheveled carved pumpkin chat!
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
chat we posting old rotting carved pumpkins?
old ass hairy rotten disheveled carved pumpkin chat!
old ass hairy rotten disheveled carved pumpkin chat!
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
This is way better
SVU = Sandwich Violence Unit
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This is way better
Law & Order: Sandwich Victims Unit
VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Law & Order: Sandwich Victims Unit
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I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.
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kim kardashian has an opinion about the 1969 moon landing !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
kim kardashian has an opinion about the 1969 moon landing !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
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no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
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AMERICA: Zohran Mamdani calling his dad's cousin his aunt is absolutely disgusting
ALSO AMERICA: DONALD TRUMP IS DADDY
ALSO AMERICA: DONALD TRUMP IS DADDY
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
AMERICA: Zohran Mamdani calling his dad's cousin his aunt is absolutely disgusting
ALSO AMERICA: DONALD TRUMP IS DADDY
ALSO AMERICA: DONALD TRUMP IS DADDY
Pico right before she hit send on the text "7834Ͻ M ,M34AS"
banger
banger
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Pico right before she hit send on the text "7834Ͻ M ,M34AS"
banger
banger
you telling me the camel is still 14 years shy of the Brimley line?!?!
I randomly started laughing about how advertisers came up with a “cool” camel to sell cigarettes to dummies and thought he was a creation of the 50s - the Dean Martin and James Dean of it all - and turns out he debuted in 1988! Lol
October 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
you telling me the camel is still 14 years shy of the Brimley line?!?!
love how the Moda Center looks like hookah lounge right now…go Blazers!
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
love how the Moda Center looks like hookah lounge right now…go Blazers!