four years on and heaux tales mo’ tales still has my heart
January 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
four years on and heaux tales mo’ tales still has my heart
Got a new accountant and this babe uses emojis and kisses in her emails hahahahhahs love her sm
January 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Got a new accountant and this babe uses emojis and kisses in her emails hahahahhahs love her sm
Apropos of absolutely nothing it really tickles me when people use ‘whopping’ before talking about a sum of money
January 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Apropos of absolutely nothing it really tickles me when people use ‘whopping’ before talking about a sum of money
One thing no one prepared me for in parenthood was how often my child would call me bro
January 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
One thing no one prepared me for in parenthood was how often my child would call me bro
Every day emails. Every single day. Just more of them
December 10, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Every day emails. Every single day. Just more of them
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Two stages of writing:
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
December 4, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Two stages of writing:
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
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i personally love when the largest police force in the world has to crowdsource their job
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
i personally love when the largest police force in the world has to crowdsource their job
Submitted something (1) minute before the deadline today for the rush of it
December 3, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Submitted something (1) minute before the deadline today for the rush of it
May people that partake in tikkie culture never find me jesus christ
December 2, 2024 at 10:22 PM
May people that partake in tikkie culture never find me jesus christ
I need an OOO for my texts so people know I’m not ignoring them and I haven’t fallen into the abyss
November 28, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I need an OOO for my texts so people know I’m not ignoring them and I haven’t fallen into the abyss
Sorry I went to see Wicked at the weekend and I’m already thinking about seeing it again sksksks
November 25, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Sorry I went to see Wicked at the weekend and I’m already thinking about seeing it again sksksks
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Ngl this is the last app I have in me. I’m too old to keep moving homes
November 17, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Ngl this is the last app I have in me. I’m too old to keep moving homes
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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
Awake before my tamagotchi. Rise and grind I guess
November 23, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Awake before my tamagotchi. Rise and grind I guess