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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky

@yodacat.bsky.social

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Resident of the South Coast. Harvard trained Amateur Breast Density Expert. Project Manager @NASA. PhD from MIT. Not a doctor. Practicing Lawyer. Licensed Rancher. Voted One of the Preferred Men Online.

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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · Jul 1

This guy at my gangbang was so funny he made milk come out my butt.

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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 1h

My balls get hard all the time and I'm pretty sure most guys do

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esoteric cyberdoll @dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online · 1h

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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 1h

My girlfriend shouldn't have to sit in a car seat quote tweet to In your words what do libertarians believe.

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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 1h

My favorite part is that's not even what the conversation was about. Some dude just did a drive by "age of consent" and he went off

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opal @defnotadino.bsky.social · 2h

nobody loves anything more than libertarians love finding creative ways to get rid of age of consent laws

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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 1h

I wanted to make sure you know someone appreciates how you drew this guy offsides so effortlessly

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Pabst Blue Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 2h

The law further specified it be a "major artery"

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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 2h

There was a time where I signed up for some weird Twitter for business thing and it let me make one of those "Send us a DM" buttons but I changed the link so it DM'd Jack Posobiec the word Piss.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 6h

Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.

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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 3h

Volatility is when you gotta learn to day trade it

ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 9h

Since James Caan is dead, I suggest we bring in James Woods.

ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 10h

No sledgehammer to complete the bit?

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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 12h

That poor baby chicken...

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 1d

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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 1d

Another 2 snaps and it'll be perfect spaghetti length.

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 1d

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 1d

not sure how to explain it but i feel like this is probably what photosynthesis feels like

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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 1d

That's wild

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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 1d

🤣

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 1d

????

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 1d

This made me laugh so hard. Second screenshot is of the video posted by Benny Johnson of the event.

Benny Johnson « @bennyjohnson
X.com
BREAKING: DHS Secretary Kristi Noem stares down army of Antifa and a guy in a chicken suit from the rooftop of the ICE facility here in Portland.
Noem says:
"Hey; Guy in the chicken suit. You can do better.
Too bad they are uneducated and ill-informed."
Noem isn't chicken: [chicken emoji]

A view from the roof of the building. There are about 15-20 people visible in total, several of whom appear to be reporters. Most are holding signs. They aren’t even taking up the whole sidewalk. One guy is wearing a chicken suit.

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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 1d

Do the horses get to keep the dresses?

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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 1d

The muscles for sneezing and coughing don't put the same pressure on your bladder?? Goes from an IV drip to a fire hydrant.

ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 1d

Just pointing out that Pumpkin and Turkey are also not holidays.

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ASMR Guy That's Kinda Sticky @yodacat.bsky.social · 1d

FRY STREET

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 2d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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