Yog Ibehr
@yog-ibehr.bsky.social
He/They - 23 - DMs open - 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Currently living in: A State of Denial
Son of Hippies, Daughter of a Druid
Currently living in: A State of Denial
Son of Hippies, Daughter of a Druid
I wouldve made an amazing 1950’s housewife
Cocaine, red wine, and house chores all day? You gotta be kidding me
Cocaine, red wine, and house chores all day? You gotta be kidding me
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I wouldve made an amazing 1950’s housewife
Cocaine, red wine, and house chores all day? You gotta be kidding me
Cocaine, red wine, and house chores all day? You gotta be kidding me
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Dirty Honey
Jukebox the Ghost
Yung Gravy/bbno$
Pink Martini
Dark Star Orchestra
Dirty Honey
Jukebox the Ghost
Yung Gravy/bbno$
Pink Martini
Dark Star Orchestra
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Rush
Rush
Rush
Rush
Rush
ok fine
Rush
The Pineapple Thief
Weird Al
dredg
The Silversun Pickups
Rush
Rush
Rush
Rush
Rush
ok fine
Rush
The Pineapple Thief
Weird Al
dredg
The Silversun Pickups
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Ghost (x2)
Phantogram
Mitski
Car Seat Headrest
Ghost (x2)
Phantogram
Mitski
Car Seat Headrest
January 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Dirty Honey
Jukebox the Ghost
Yung Gravy/bbno$
Pink Martini
Dark Star Orchestra
Dirty Honey
Jukebox the Ghost
Yung Gravy/bbno$
Pink Martini
Dark Star Orchestra
Air pressure is a funny thing, it brings rain and weather, but also causes the gates of hell to open for the screams of the damned
January 23, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Air pressure is a funny thing, it brings rain and weather, but also causes the gates of hell to open for the screams of the damned
I wanna slap freshman year me for not picking choir
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU DENSE FOOL, YOU COWARD
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU DENSE FOOL, YOU COWARD
January 23, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I wanna slap freshman year me for not picking choir
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU DENSE FOOL, YOU COWARD
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU DENSE FOOL, YOU COWARD
Im meant to be an unperceived lil goblin keeping things running behind the scenes
January 23, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Im meant to be an unperceived lil goblin keeping things running behind the scenes
Nice working in the pool industry when its -18
Toasty, humid 82 on the deck and I’m quite happy
Toasty, humid 82 on the deck and I’m quite happy
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Nice working in the pool industry when its -18
Toasty, humid 82 on the deck and I’m quite happy
Toasty, humid 82 on the deck and I’m quite happy
Had the closest thing to a nightmare since i was a kid
Am i losing it more than i thought? I dont get nightmares
Am i losing it more than i thought? I dont get nightmares
January 23, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Had the closest thing to a nightmare since i was a kid
Am i losing it more than i thought? I dont get nightmares
Am i losing it more than i thought? I dont get nightmares
I Love my hair, but this is ridiculous
January 22, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I Love my hair, but this is ridiculous
Reposted by Yog Ibehr
I dont fuck with self infantilizing fucks. If you can't recognize the agency you have in any situation that's a mindset issue
January 21, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I dont fuck with self infantilizing fucks. If you can't recognize the agency you have in any situation that's a mindset issue
My @rudejackart.bsky.social print finally came in, got the 12x12 turnstiles album cover with all the super smash characters
Its getting framed and going right up with the rest of my records, I love it so much already
Its getting framed and going right up with the rest of my records, I love it so much already
January 21, 2026 at 8:04 PM
My @rudejackart.bsky.social print finally came in, got the 12x12 turnstiles album cover with all the super smash characters
Its getting framed and going right up with the rest of my records, I love it so much already
Its getting framed and going right up with the rest of my records, I love it so much already
Love it when my entire day gets eaten by a single, unbelievably stubborn bolt
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Love it when my entire day gets eaten by a single, unbelievably stubborn bolt
“She goof on my gator till I ade”
- my partner, quietly mixing a pitcher of gatorade, unaware I am there
- my partner, quietly mixing a pitcher of gatorade, unaware I am there
January 20, 2026 at 11:57 PM
“She goof on my gator till I ade”
- my partner, quietly mixing a pitcher of gatorade, unaware I am there
- my partner, quietly mixing a pitcher of gatorade, unaware I am there
I dont know if ive ever had the “life would be better as a woman” thought (until recently)
But ive always had this feeling of like…quiet jealousy?
Jealous of hair, jealous of skin, just all around jealous
….
Damnit, the more i dig, the more this makes sense
But ive always had this feeling of like…quiet jealousy?
Jealous of hair, jealous of skin, just all around jealous
….
Damnit, the more i dig, the more this makes sense
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I dont know if ive ever had the “life would be better as a woman” thought (until recently)
But ive always had this feeling of like…quiet jealousy?
Jealous of hair, jealous of skin, just all around jealous
….
Damnit, the more i dig, the more this makes sense
But ive always had this feeling of like…quiet jealousy?
Jealous of hair, jealous of skin, just all around jealous
….
Damnit, the more i dig, the more this makes sense
I fuckimg love birds
January 18, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I fuckimg love birds
Me to my boss: “yeah so i got a set of lockpicks for myself over the holidays, any way i could tie that into work?”
Boss: “………well…..we HAVE had quite a few tickets in for lock related things……and you need some goals for 2026….or whatever HR is on my ass about……so…sure?”
Me: “great 😈”
Boss: “………well…..we HAVE had quite a few tickets in for lock related things……and you need some goals for 2026….or whatever HR is on my ass about……so…sure?”
Me: “great 😈”
January 18, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Me to my boss: “yeah so i got a set of lockpicks for myself over the holidays, any way i could tie that into work?”
Boss: “………well…..we HAVE had quite a few tickets in for lock related things……and you need some goals for 2026….or whatever HR is on my ass about……so…sure?”
Me: “great 😈”
Boss: “………well…..we HAVE had quite a few tickets in for lock related things……and you need some goals for 2026….or whatever HR is on my ass about……so…sure?”
Me: “great 😈”
Wow, theres a lot of kickass, awesome women in my life
Wait, like A LOT
Wait no, women are just awesome and Im just very lucky
Wait, like A LOT
Wait no, women are just awesome and Im just very lucky
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Wow, theres a lot of kickass, awesome women in my life
Wait, like A LOT
Wait no, women are just awesome and Im just very lucky
Wait, like A LOT
Wait no, women are just awesome and Im just very lucky
How do i deprogram myself from being a guard dog with trust issues
January 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM
How do i deprogram myself from being a guard dog with trust issues
I dont like violence, but my body is built for destruction.
I dont like being intimidating, but its impossible for me not to be
I am harmless, but ive never been treated as such
Nothing fills me with more discomfort than my physiological reaction to anger
My muscles catch on fire
I dont like being intimidating, but its impossible for me not to be
I am harmless, but ive never been treated as such
Nothing fills me with more discomfort than my physiological reaction to anger
My muscles catch on fire
January 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I dont like violence, but my body is built for destruction.
I dont like being intimidating, but its impossible for me not to be
I am harmless, but ive never been treated as such
Nothing fills me with more discomfort than my physiological reaction to anger
My muscles catch on fire
I dont like being intimidating, but its impossible for me not to be
I am harmless, but ive never been treated as such
Nothing fills me with more discomfort than my physiological reaction to anger
My muscles catch on fire
Reposted by Yog Ibehr
I think its ridiculous that a lot of places worry about like... dress-code to cover shoulders, but at the same time seeing even the hint of a woman's shoulder sends me into a deep gay panic so its not like I don't get it
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I think its ridiculous that a lot of places worry about like... dress-code to cover shoulders, but at the same time seeing even the hint of a woman's shoulder sends me into a deep gay panic so its not like I don't get it
I feel bad for the Male that decides to look at me today
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I feel bad for the Male that decides to look at me today
I LOVE MY HAIR
i never liked short hair but i never thought i could have anything else
And now i never have to go back
I have great hair and its pretty and i love it
Now that im actually letting it do what it wants and taking proper care of it, its just constantly amazing and full eeeeeeee
i never liked short hair but i never thought i could have anything else
And now i never have to go back
I have great hair and its pretty and i love it
Now that im actually letting it do what it wants and taking proper care of it, its just constantly amazing and full eeeeeeee
January 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I LOVE MY HAIR
i never liked short hair but i never thought i could have anything else
And now i never have to go back
I have great hair and its pretty and i love it
Now that im actually letting it do what it wants and taking proper care of it, its just constantly amazing and full eeeeeeee
i never liked short hair but i never thought i could have anything else
And now i never have to go back
I have great hair and its pretty and i love it
Now that im actually letting it do what it wants and taking proper care of it, its just constantly amazing and full eeeeeeee
My partner makes adorable, kind , thoughtful gifts for her friends, then has the audacity to tell me shes bad with friendships
She has 4x the amount of friends I do….that doesnt even compute in my brain….clearly youre not bad at friendships, people are clearly delighted by you
You are a treasure 👿
She has 4x the amount of friends I do….that doesnt even compute in my brain….clearly youre not bad at friendships, people are clearly delighted by you
You are a treasure 👿
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
My partner makes adorable, kind , thoughtful gifts for her friends, then has the audacity to tell me shes bad with friendships
She has 4x the amount of friends I do….that doesnt even compute in my brain….clearly youre not bad at friendships, people are clearly delighted by you
You are a treasure 👿
She has 4x the amount of friends I do….that doesnt even compute in my brain….clearly youre not bad at friendships, people are clearly delighted by you
You are a treasure 👿
Reposted by Yog Ibehr
Plant girlfriend who just wants to wrap you tightly in vines and leaves for a little while. 🥰
It won’t hurt, silly. We just gotta get you rooted into the forest. Don’t be so dramatic. You don’t need human flesh. You need plant tissue and pedals. 🌼
It won’t hurt, silly. We just gotta get you rooted into the forest. Don’t be so dramatic. You don’t need human flesh. You need plant tissue and pedals. 🌼
January 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Plant girlfriend who just wants to wrap you tightly in vines and leaves for a little while. 🥰
It won’t hurt, silly. We just gotta get you rooted into the forest. Don’t be so dramatic. You don’t need human flesh. You need plant tissue and pedals. 🌼
It won’t hurt, silly. We just gotta get you rooted into the forest. Don’t be so dramatic. You don’t need human flesh. You need plant tissue and pedals. 🌼
I wanna go back in time and knock myself out cold for ever hating T-pain. What was that idiot thinking, T-pain is great and I’m ashamed i ever thought he was a hack
January 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I wanna go back in time and knock myself out cold for ever hating T-pain. What was that idiot thinking, T-pain is great and I’m ashamed i ever thought he was a hack