disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

The switch to Bluesky really made me realize how toxic and cancerous Twitter was bc you mean to tell me you can have a civil discussion without throwing a slur word or tantrum like WHAT?!

The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.

Release the Gaetz report.

Pass it on.

the best part about bluesky is that, unlike twitter, it isn’t putting annoying bull shit designed to piss me off in front of me every 3 minutes

Grand rising! Thank you God for another day above ground! 🙏🏽🌅

I needed a hard reset on Twitter anyways.

Let’s give this thing a try 🙏🏽