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The Grumpiest Cryptid
@yop-dog.bsky.social
owner of One Fish Studio, a fursuit workshop based in MA.
I post art, fursuits, project WIPs, and randomly post about my fish, Gabe.
she/they, lvl 37, Ace/demi, SFW only
ah yes, the time of year when 40lbs of fur just shows up at my house.

now to figure out how to get this sucker down to the workshop without falling down the stairs 🤔
December 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
it's the last #fursuitfriday of the year!

but I think I celebrated the holidays a lil too hard and ate way too many Christmas cookies!...time for a long winters nap!
December 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
is crimmus!

mer crimmus!

now, let me in! I wanna destroy your tree!!!
December 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm still alive in #whamageddon!
never leaving the house is actually a positive for once?!?
(I thought I was out earlier, but it was Mariah Carrie and not WHAM! being blasted over the supermarket speakers)
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December 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
it's #fursuitfriday!
how'd you stack up on Santa's list this year?

Zodd is @bzx34.bsky.social
Shadow (www.furtrack.com/index/charac...)
📸 running red! (www.furtrack.com/index/photog...)
December 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
it's #fursuitfriday!
strike a pose!

📸 by @boltlatex.bsky.social
thanks for making me look cool ;u;
December 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
wanna make a goofy googly-eyed badge with me at #ANE2026?

WELL GOOD NEWS!

We'll be hosting build a badge at 8:30 on Sunday 1/18/26! bring your coffee!
December 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
it's #Fursuitfriday!

whether you're headed to MFF, or staying local, I hope you get to get out there and spend time with friends this weekend!

🐉/📸 @soulfruit.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I lost the day to a migraine, so commission emails/DMs will be going out tomorrow.
sorry all, screens hurt my face too much rn
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Reposted by The Grumpiest Cryptid
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
you know that super cool suit or cosplay that you wanted to make? you know, the one that you wanted to have done by FWA or AC?
this is your not so subtle reminder to
ORDER YOUR PARTS NOW!

(you get a discount, AND you won't be rushing to get stuff sewn/glued 2 hours before you fly out! win-win!)
🖤 BLACK FRIDAY / CYBER MONDAY DEAL!🖤
Get 15% off your entire cart—no limits, no minimums! Stock up on Christmas crafting supplies or snag materials for next year’s premades. Sale runs 11/28-12/1 (CST) — grab the goods before they’re gone! ✨http://dreamvisioncreations.com✨
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
that feeling when you find out one of your favorite bands is playing in town tomorrow, but you can't go (I found out too late and have plans with family)

maybe next time Blind Guardian ;u;
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November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
oh, hi! reminder, my commission form will be closing on the 29th!
if you have a quote and want a suit, don't forget to apply!

(quote form closes on the 26th at midnight!)
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Just finished reading the first issue of the M.U.T.T.S. by @peripendrake.art and Cedar Warwyck! (I'm sorry, idk their bsky ;-;)

It was so beautifully written and illustrated! I definitely had a major "WHAT???" moment when I ran out of pages though!
I'm excited to see what happens next!
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
we're sneaking into another #fursuitfriday! yay!

📸 by the wonderful @arcticwinds.photos!
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I just turned out the lights and got jumpscared by a sticker!

in other news, my super cool aunt took a few of those same stickers out on her adventures to spread the (slightly macabre) motto!
it's so heckin' neat to see it out in the wild! like, "wait, I drew that!"
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
OK, 0k, fursuit application form is live!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

also, here's my TOS docs.google.com/document/d/1...

And if you haven't gotten a quote yet, you can find the form here! (yes, you will need a quote to get a spot on the queue) docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
*ugly crying*
my son!
I love your stupid-ass markings ;u;
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
woof, this week has been a year (lots of IRL bullshit)

but the first round of quotes will be going out to folks tonight!
sorry for the delay
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November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
shit
see you in a month with a new fursona :I
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
2025/2026 quote form is live!
I will be *very limited* in what projects I'm talking on this time around, but I'm hoping this'll give me a better idea of what everyone's looking for.

forms.gle/bKvvz4uitwb9...
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November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
heck fricken yeah!
keep up that energy!
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
holy heck #furpoc2025! y'all are WILD!
I sold out of everything but stickers!

thank you from the bottom of my fuzzy lil heart!
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
sooo.....uhhhh....I might be visiting the whale sharks in 2026........

I seem to have acquired a room for FWA....
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November 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
don't be a stinky critter!
soap for you + spray for your suit all in one place! PLUS free sniffs!!! (yes I do wander by just to smell the soap!)

they also have fursuit shampoo to get the mud out of your paws from walking through the grass 👀
Psst

Did you just march in the fursuit parade at Furpoc?

Feeling a lil....stimky?

Come see us at W9 in the Artist Alley and get something to freshen up with!
November 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM