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Coming dangerously close to hijinks🖖🏼. Aotearoa.
#SecretSantaAoNZ Those are incredible gifts. Wellington themed coasters and a card game called getting lost (cycling edition) which I look forward to playing! That you so much Santa! I’m smiling from ear to ear.
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM
#SecretSantaAoNZ more presents! This has been so epic so far. I don’t deserve any of this.
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
#SecretSantaAoNZ and… a bag in a package! It’s a handlebar bag! I don’t want to be presumptuous and think there’s anything inside it, but let’s open it and see…
December 17, 2025 at 7:46 AM
It’s time for #SecretSantaAoNZ! I wasn’t asked for clues so my Santa has tried to work out what I like from my insane ramblings. The package feels soft like clothing so I’m hopeful they know I’m somewhat rotund.
December 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Fire crews are in attendance
December 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I guess there’s a choice. Give a company run by fascists money for Blu Rays, or
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Chris Hipkins: We can’t have nice things.

www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
December 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Got my #SecretSantaAoNZ present! Thank you to my Santa! It feels like a soft fabric thing. If it’s a t-shirt I hope they know how rotund I am.
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Can’t complain
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Or?
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Drop a lawyer
December 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Or, you know, built the tram network for a fraction of the price with enough left over for a ferry terminal
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Much like this, which I also took in 2013, and also haunts me.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from?

I can’t imagine watching this without having a deep knowledge of Pōneke. Half of the joke is it’s set here.
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Passion fruit isn’t just an incredible thing to eat, its flowers go hard
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I just wish the city council had had the guts pushed forward with this and none of this new horror would be possible.
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Huh. Fascinating. In both Rongotai and Wellington Central, the electorates on both sides of the tunnel. Your party came a distant third on party votes and your candidates also came a distant third. Weird how so few people I Wellington voted for you on this
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Oh fuck this noise. Hey National, tell me, where did your party place in Pōneke after this pledge? Let’s have a look in the next post.

www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It wimby in Pōneke.
October 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
About your AI bubble and economy
October 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of
October 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Hey Stuff, stop using AI to write your quizzes.
October 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What’s this!? Live cricket in 15 minutes!? In October!? 🏏🇳🇿
October 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
#nzpol

When the French, Spanish, British, Saudi Arabia, Ireland, Swiss and Japanese get together quickly and sort something out, you know you’re in the wrong side of you’re on the other side. It’s a shameful day for Aotearoa.
September 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM