Yoshi1325
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Yoshi1325
@yoshi1325.bsky.social
· Nov 11
the t-72 is a lot like me: socialist, 125mm, fits 3 dudes, and explodes when hit
I am a machine that turns herbs and spices into the blandest food imaginable
December 17, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I am a machine that turns herbs and spices into the blandest food imaginable
I have plans that I cannot share with you right now, because the haters will sabotage me
December 12, 2024 at 7:07 AM
I have plans that I cannot share with you right now, because the haters will sabotage me
accidentally reassigned my infantry equipment production line to artillery...
December 7, 2024 at 1:06 AM
accidentally reassigned my infantry equipment production line to artillery...
can the tech bros not refer to "subcontractors" as "subs"
10am is too early in the day to be asked if im a sub
10am is too early in the day to be asked if im a sub
December 4, 2024 at 3:07 PM
can the tech bros not refer to "subcontractors" as "subs"
10am is too early in the day to be asked if im a sub
10am is too early in the day to be asked if im a sub
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(SHARK TANK FOR YOUR FRIENDS)
oomf: you say you need $20 for...
me: umm pizza and a beer
other oomf: but you just had pizza and a beer last night
me: y-yeah I just don't feel like cookinggg
oomf: seems you never "feel" like cooking
me: but
other oomf: you have food in the fridge so I'm out
oomf: you say you need $20 for...
me: umm pizza and a beer
other oomf: but you just had pizza and a beer last night
me: y-yeah I just don't feel like cookinggg
oomf: seems you never "feel" like cooking
me: but
other oomf: you have food in the fridge so I'm out
December 3, 2024 at 9:31 PM
(SHARK TANK FOR YOUR FRIENDS)
oomf: you say you need $20 for...
me: umm pizza and a beer
other oomf: but you just had pizza and a beer last night
me: y-yeah I just don't feel like cookinggg
oomf: seems you never "feel" like cooking
me: but
other oomf: you have food in the fridge so I'm out
oomf: you say you need $20 for...
me: umm pizza and a beer
other oomf: but you just had pizza and a beer last night
me: y-yeah I just don't feel like cookinggg
oomf: seems you never "feel" like cooking
me: but
other oomf: you have food in the fridge so I'm out
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throttling Arcgis Pro by its neck until the dissolve tool dissolves like im telling it to
November 30, 2024 at 2:19 AM
throttling Arcgis Pro by its neck until the dissolve tool dissolves like im telling it to
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my bitch wife (girlfriend) is preventing me from making puns at the thanksgiving function (us eating hot dogs alone in our apartment)
November 28, 2024 at 5:34 PM
my bitch wife (girlfriend) is preventing me from making puns at the thanksgiving function (us eating hot dogs alone in our apartment)
today I answered an important question:
can hair spray keep my bangs straight?
No. No it cannot.
can hair spray keep my bangs straight?
No. No it cannot.
November 20, 2024 at 6:14 PM
today I answered an important question:
can hair spray keep my bangs straight?
No. No it cannot.
can hair spray keep my bangs straight?
No. No it cannot.
paperwork is one of the few things that get worse with age and seemingly never gets better
November 20, 2024 at 5:06 PM
paperwork is one of the few things that get worse with age and seemingly never gets better
tried playing mtg with some friends
they're not pleased that i keep referring to one of the commanders as "horror twink"
they're not pleased that i keep referring to one of the commanders as "horror twink"
November 20, 2024 at 3:25 PM
tried playing mtg with some friends
they're not pleased that i keep referring to one of the commanders as "horror twink"
they're not pleased that i keep referring to one of the commanders as "horror twink"
"some thoughts are better left unsaid" she says shortly before pressing the post button
November 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
"some thoughts are better left unsaid" she says shortly before pressing the post button
starting to think hoxha was actually the greatest socialist mind of the 20th century
zero invasions since bunkerization!!!
zero invasions since bunkerization!!!
November 19, 2024 at 4:34 PM
starting to think hoxha was actually the greatest socialist mind of the 20th century
zero invasions since bunkerization!!!
zero invasions since bunkerization!!!
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feel like shit, just want her back
November 12, 2024 at 2:40 AM
feel like shit, just want her back
the problem with bread is that eventually you run out of bread
November 19, 2024 at 3:49 PM
the problem with bread is that eventually you run out of bread
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Just found out Leon Trotsky was one of *those* guys
November 17, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Just found out Leon Trotsky was one of *those* guys
hey girl are you a toilet
because i gotta use you several times a night
because i gotta use you several times a night
November 18, 2024 at 5:26 AM
hey girl are you a toilet
because i gotta use you several times a night
because i gotta use you several times a night
devastated to announce that "red delicious apples" are in fact NOT delicious!!!
November 17, 2024 at 5:19 PM
devastated to announce that "red delicious apples" are in fact NOT delicious!!!
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i love edging my cars gas meter
November 16, 2024 at 6:56 PM
i love edging my cars gas meter
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im not a furry.............. sir please................... going wolf mode isn't a furry thing i swear
November 16, 2024 at 6:28 AM
im not a furry.............. sir please................... going wolf mode isn't a furry thing i swear
hit the point in my life where i wake up after 7 hours and can't get back to sleep again, and my back hurts for some reason
Ist es over für mich?
Ist es over für mich?
November 16, 2024 at 12:34 PM
hit the point in my life where i wake up after 7 hours and can't get back to sleep again, and my back hurts for some reason
Ist es over für mich?
Ist es over für mich?
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buying nades in counter strike not because i know how to use them but to pretend i'm good at the game so my team doesn't make fun of me
November 16, 2024 at 6:53 AM
buying nades in counter strike not because i know how to use them but to pretend i'm good at the game so my team doesn't make fun of me
yeah you could say i like walkable infrastructure
November 15, 2024 at 7:50 PM
yeah you could say i like walkable infrastructure
got punched really hard in the stomach by my girlfriend after telling her
"are you a full moon? because you bring out the wolf in me..."
"are you a full moon? because you bring out the wolf in me..."
November 15, 2024 at 1:57 PM
got punched really hard in the stomach by my girlfriend after telling her
"are you a full moon? because you bring out the wolf in me..."
"are you a full moon? because you bring out the wolf in me..."