Taylor
yossarianjumps.bsky.social
Taylor
@yossarianjumps.bsky.social
Im a guy who wishes he had more time to watch movies, but is too busy scrolling.
The category also some interesting directors listed for The Last Waltz
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I’m still pissed off that the Dolphins didn’t draft Oronde Gadsden II, he’s a second Oronde Gadsden what are you goofballs doing
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Also “Support me making back money on the 3-d printer I just bought to churn out cheap fidget toys”
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Many “cancellations” boil down to someone realizing: I no longer get to feel good as about my success and I’m sad that I have to think about my shortcomings as a human being. Now I’m looking for someone other than myself to blame for that feeling.
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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key lime pie crushes cheese cake. not even close
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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boy they just do not make guys like dr john anymore
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My toddler old is obsessed with him and whenever we listen to this album he joyously yells along to “thankfulness to the band and all the fellas”.
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is why I named my kid after a muppet and a Coen brothers character.
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Extremely manosphere podcast host voice: “The problem with the world today is that not enough people are dying of exposure.”
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Easy to stand out in a market where pretty much everyone company has completely abandoned bullet 1 in this tweet to focus entirely on bullet 2.
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
That’s why I hate it! I can only drink decaf these days and can early find it. I think decaf americanos are undrinkable. I’d rather drink diner-level decaf, which is going the way of the dinosaur.
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The Americano is a scourge and should be stricken from menus everywhere.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This is more or less her exact white Lotus character arc — which she does quite well!
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It is tragic that we lost the comic mind who ad-libbed the perfect joke: “It says you could have network connectivity problems”
November 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Also, linear TV has mostly died in the time between Punk’d and Ridiculousness airing. “Punked” became a verb people use in everyday conversation. Ridiculousness has in no way penetrated culture to that degree.
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM