C. Yote
@yotetheelf.bsky.social
Fix your hearts or die. Pooped recently. Eater of insects. Creator of unnecessary things. 100% recyclable. May bite. Occasionally itchy. Varmint not Vermin. he/him
Computer can stay in the tub. She's a good girl.
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Computer can stay in the tub. She's a good girl.
Jesus fucking a goat
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Jesus fucking a goat
Maybe he thinks "AI agent" is referring to his character in Cyberpunk 2077.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Maybe he thinks "AI agent" is referring to his character in Cyberpunk 2077.
Dan Bongino looks like he could eat a chair. Worth a try, at least.
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Dan Bongino looks like he could eat a chair. Worth a try, at least.
He wasn't always dead, you know.
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
He wasn't always dead, you know.
Yeah but the donor class are all a bunch of gibbering ghouls and you have to throw them some immigrant bones to gnaw on from time to time or they will start writing opinion pieces.
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yeah but the donor class are all a bunch of gibbering ghouls and you have to throw them some immigrant bones to gnaw on from time to time or they will start writing opinion pieces.
You got a problem with dogs talkin' politics or somethin?
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You got a problem with dogs talkin' politics or somethin?
I say this as a bisexual man who grew up in a horribly abusive and homophobic environment: You do not speak for me. Keep your hateful words out of my mouth. Fuck you, sincerely.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I say this as a bisexual man who grew up in a horribly abusive and homophobic environment: You do not speak for me. Keep your hateful words out of my mouth. Fuck you, sincerely.
The best IQ test is "do you think IQ is an accurate measure of a person's mental acuity?"
If they answer "yes" they fail the test.
If they answer "yes" they fail the test.
December 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The best IQ test is "do you think IQ is an accurate measure of a person's mental acuity?"
If they answer "yes" they fail the test.
If they answer "yes" they fail the test.
The only winning move is not to cum.
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The only winning move is not to cum.
I'm gonna pepper spray that sonofabitch.
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm gonna pepper spray that sonofabitch.
This opinion is so bad that I have no choice but to formally challenge Quentin Tarantino to a pepper spray duel.
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This opinion is so bad that I have no choice but to formally challenge Quentin Tarantino to a pepper spray duel.
In the past I have always rolled my eyes at all the dumb things Quentin Tarantino says, but I think I want to fight him now.
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
In the past I have always rolled my eyes at all the dumb things Quentin Tarantino says, but I think I want to fight him now.
I lived in Colorado for a couple of years. The most beautiful place I ever lived, and full of wonderful people. Then the snows came.
When I saw that second winter looming I gtfo.
When I saw that second winter looming I gtfo.
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I lived in Colorado for a couple of years. The most beautiful place I ever lived, and full of wonderful people. Then the snows came.
When I saw that second winter looming I gtfo.
When I saw that second winter looming I gtfo.
Broadchurch. Once that goddamn trial starts the good times are over.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Broadchurch. Once that goddamn trial starts the good times are over.
Oh yeah I remember these guys. You've got Cave Wolf, Shiny Duane, Mrs. Ribbons and, of course, Wizardman. Iconic characters.
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Oh yeah I remember these guys. You've got Cave Wolf, Shiny Duane, Mrs. Ribbons and, of course, Wizardman. Iconic characters.
Is this that fake plastic food they use in displays?
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Is this that fake plastic food they use in displays?
Perfect opportunity to save taxpayers a few bucks and use aluminum wiring.
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Perfect opportunity to save taxpayers a few bucks and use aluminum wiring.