C. Yote
@yotetheelf.bsky.social
Fix your hearts or die. Pooped recently. Eater of insects. Creator of unnecessary things. 100% recyclable. May bite. Occasionally itchy. Varmint not Vermin. he/him
Pinned
Tom Waits sings in chords.
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Tom Waits sings in chords.
Has anyone else completely lost their ability to trust any conservative in any way whatsoever or is it just my dumb ass?
December 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Has anyone else completely lost their ability to trust any conservative in any way whatsoever or is it just my dumb ass?
I'm sorry but penises are inherently funny.
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm sorry but penises are inherently funny.
Yeah but the donor class are all a bunch of gibbering ghouls and you have to throw them some immigrant bones to gnaw on from time to time or they will start writing opinion pieces.
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yeah but the donor class are all a bunch of gibbering ghouls and you have to throw them some immigrant bones to gnaw on from time to time or they will start writing opinion pieces.
I bet if I time traveled back to ancient Rome with two bags of halloween candy, a stack of old Hustler magazines and a big sack of tajin, I would make out like a bandit.
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I bet if I time traveled back to ancient Rome with two bags of halloween candy, a stack of old Hustler magazines and a big sack of tajin, I would make out like a bandit.
I am going to engage chat gpt in a battle of wits and defeat it once and for all.
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I am going to engage chat gpt in a battle of wits and defeat it once and for all.
I think I should take a nap until morning.
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I think I should take a nap until morning.
John Brown did cool things but I'm sorry, he was not a cool guy. He was a bible nerd who lived in the woods with his large adult sons. He would have been absolutely unbearable company in any context other than putting slavers to the sword.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
John Brown did cool things but I'm sorry, he was not a cool guy. He was a bible nerd who lived in the woods with his large adult sons. He would have been absolutely unbearable company in any context other than putting slavers to the sword.
This shit kicks dick.
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This shit kicks dick.
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is a great game because the developers asked the question, "What would you want to do if you were Indiana Jones?"
The answer they arrived at was "hit fascists in the head with a shovel" so they built a whole game around that.
The answer they arrived at was "hit fascists in the head with a shovel" so they built a whole game around that.
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is a great game because the developers asked the question, "What would you want to do if you were Indiana Jones?"
The answer they arrived at was "hit fascists in the head with a shovel" so they built a whole game around that.
The answer they arrived at was "hit fascists in the head with a shovel" so they built a whole game around that.
I like to think that I am a good dog owner but if I am being honest with myself, if he wanted to smoke a cigarette I would let him.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I like to think that I am a good dog owner but if I am being honest with myself, if he wanted to smoke a cigarette I would let him.
Anyone who promises to have Donald Trump publicly hanged has my vote.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Anyone who promises to have Donald Trump publicly hanged has my vote.
Just watched The Running Man (1987) for the first time in 20 years and I can happily report that it slaps.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Just watched The Running Man (1987) for the first time in 20 years and I can happily report that it slaps.
Hey guys, I found the best moustache.
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hey guys, I found the best moustache.
Stressed out and frustrated tonight, but a meaty historical drama should set me right. Killers of the Flower Moon here I come!
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Stressed out and frustrated tonight, but a meaty historical drama should set me right. Killers of the Flower Moon here I come!
Christmas makes me depressed for two whole months every year and I hate it. I wish I could just sleep from October to December.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Christmas makes me depressed for two whole months every year and I hate it. I wish I could just sleep from October to December.
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average ICE officer handling their gun in public
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
average ICE officer handling their gun in public
The James Garfield story is apparently "What if you gave a speech so good that you accidentally became president?"
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The James Garfield story is apparently "What if you gave a speech so good that you accidentally became president?"
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SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack.
But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack.
But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
Jack Posobiec on reading election results he doesn't like:
"That picture over there is lookin' a mite dusty."
"That picture over there is lookin' a mite dusty."
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Jack Posobiec on reading election results he doesn't like:
"That picture over there is lookin' a mite dusty."
"That picture over there is lookin' a mite dusty."
Dick Cheney's afterlife is an eternity spent shooting his friends in the face, which he thinks is heaven at first, but it is actually hell because none of them will ever apologize to him for getting shot.
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Dick Cheney's afterlife is an eternity spent shooting his friends in the face, which he thinks is heaven at first, but it is actually hell because none of them will ever apologize to him for getting shot.
I am currently getting worked up about the many hostorical inaccuracies in Gladiator 2 and, honestly, it has been really refreshing.
yall need better things to get worked up about
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I am currently getting worked up about the many hostorical inaccuracies in Gladiator 2 and, honestly, it has been really refreshing.