I used to quite enjoy not having to give any preference at all to the LNP or PHON. Was disappointed when Labor made it compulsory again. But I suppose there could be some theoretical psephological downside that is lost on me.

He failed to spell consensual in his first crash out post. Every sentence he writes is a run-on sentence. He thinks u is a word and cause means because. Nobody's taking his deranged literacy rants seriously.

Benny Hill music would fit pretty well

Not sure there's enough room on the internet to cover all the expectations of the normal penis! But 'instantly responsive' is one that comes (as it were) to mind.

It's a great example of the process where some idiots think they invented something because they're young and stupid, and then other idiots literally cannot stop talking about the first idiots.

Did they forget to show the Snoop fash apologia ad this year?

You have been eaten by a Grue.

Can't believe you people elected a human being, are you crazay?

Smashmouth, but as a verb

Regular fours? Amazing!

Very professional journalist behaviour.

None of the boys have. Too many words. (Lads, here's a hint: they launched a thousand ships because Helen was a royal possession, not because she looked good in samite and a nice pair of sandals).

You can be a vegetarian without recognising vegetarianism. You can make art that is Dadaist without knowing art history. To suggest you have to know and use the name for your worst impulses for them to be real is the most fatuous shit.

Like a rain dance, but...cooler?

All the texts where they're asking for dating advice like callow 20-somethings bears this out.

The first 10 years of my 30s were also pretty mid. But the years in between were fun.

Im more concerned about the parts of the agreement that have been hidden from us after the US review. We know the US wants to control the operation of the (hypothetical) subs if they get into a war in the region. Did Albo agree to this and not tell us?

I'm not European. She got some good support in the media here, not that it was important for the outcome. But we didn't really feel like US politics was quite so existential for us at the time. And honestly I don't think anyone here except the nutjobs seriously considered she could lose.

When does the album drop??