I didn’t expect to find scat porn on this account

Strangely, their other hit “Secret Separation” also works within the scope of the film. What did they know?

Fuuuuuuuck

That’s him! That’s the guy who stole my snow!

I will never stop chasing clout. Clout fucking rules. Don’t sleep on clout, it’s a game changer!

I was wondering where all these ICE douchebags came from. I guess there’s a colony of underground sewer mutants somewhere?

The refs still had a few penalties they wanted to call against the Kraken after the game was over. Don’t yuck their yum.

He seems nice

BARI WEISS: We are so excited to announce a new program we are producing in partnership with DHS! We are calling it Faces of Everyday Terrorism and it’s sponsored by Bank of America! It will be scheduled to air every Monday after Jeopardy!

If you've never seen FDR: A One Man Show it's truly ahead of its time. It's basically just Chris inventing a bunch of fake shit about FDR's life and intentionally doing the worst one man show possible.

My weird aunt is going to be so happy!

PIECE OF CAKE

Intolerable. No surprise this guy has no clue that the residual seat odor left by previous mayors is now a rich part of NYC lore. Mr. Koch’s chair essence was said to contain a hint of fresh pencil shavings.