Jack Owen Fitzwilliam Phillipson
@youngeldritch.bsky.social
He/They. Squid thing from the depths of Lake Michigan. Epidemiologist, fencer, drummer and fanatic egalitarian. My goal is to post things that would have made H.P. Lovecraft break out in hives.
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he had to 'grab snatch'" -Jeffery Epstein, in a 2019 letter to former MSU gymnastics coach and pedophile Larry Nasser
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he had to 'grab snatch'" -Jeffery Epstein, in a 2019 letter to former MSU gymnastics coach and pedophile Larry Nasser
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
J.D. Vance is so used to pretending to love America, our traditions and our people, that he's willing to call our soldiers "full of shit" liars when they express a legitimate love for our culture. He thinks everyone fakes their patriotism.
www.irishstar.com/news/politic...
www.irishstar.com/news/politic...
Vance goes on rant about 'taste of turkey' after horror DC shooting
Vance delivered a strange speech to troops in Kentucky today, after the horror attack in the capital
www.irishstar.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
J.D. Vance is so used to pretending to love America, our traditions and our people, that he's willing to call our soldiers "full of shit" liars when they express a legitimate love for our culture. He thinks everyone fakes their patriotism.
www.irishstar.com/news/politic...
www.irishstar.com/news/politic...
Reffing the Third Coast Cup again this year. My mental state is far calmer, and that's definitely translating into better reffing. One competitor even came up to me and told me I was doing much better reffing this year.
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Reffing the Third Coast Cup again this year. My mental state is far calmer, and that's definitely translating into better reffing. One competitor even came up to me and told me I was doing much better reffing this year.
We will never be able to know how many people RFK Jr. is responsible for killing, because he's deliberately eliminating the agencies that could gather evidence of his crimes against the American public. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/c...
"CDC is over": RFK Jr. lays off over 1,000 employees in Friday night massacre
Amid the ongoing shutdown, the HHS secretary wiped out entire offices that investigate disease outbreaks, manage infectious disease responses and collect data.
www.msnbc.com
October 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
We will never be able to know how many people RFK Jr. is responsible for killing, because he's deliberately eliminating the agencies that could gather evidence of his crimes against the American public. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/c...
Just finished @ifbookspod.bsky.social 's episode about Bret Stephens and how much of a scum-sucking bedbug he is
September 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Just finished @ifbookspod.bsky.social 's episode about Bret Stephens and how much of a scum-sucking bedbug he is
He's photogenic when he wants to be
July 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
He's photogenic when he wants to be
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Daily affirmations:
- your scales are lustrous
- you are gender as fuck
- your claws look beautiful
- you cause psychic damage to others
- foolish mortals can never comprehend your true form
- your scales are lustrous
- you are gender as fuck
- your claws look beautiful
- you cause psychic damage to others
- foolish mortals can never comprehend your true form
August 5, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Daily affirmations:
- your scales are lustrous
- you are gender as fuck
- your claws look beautiful
- you cause psychic damage to others
- foolish mortals can never comprehend your true form
- your scales are lustrous
- you are gender as fuck
- your claws look beautiful
- you cause psychic damage to others
- foolish mortals can never comprehend your true form
Ran into @gwenblue.bsky.social while playing a game of Deadlock! She went something like 9/0/21 as Paradox.
If she's reading this, then make more Deadlock videos
If she's reading this, then make more Deadlock videos
April 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ran into @gwenblue.bsky.social while playing a game of Deadlock! She went something like 9/0/21 as Paradox.
If she's reading this, then make more Deadlock videos
If she's reading this, then make more Deadlock videos
The video of Nancy Mace yelling at her constituent at ULTA supports a theory that I've had about people like Mace, MTG, and the anti-intellectual right that they represent. They don't take in information about the world and reason with it, they just perceive symbols and feel things about them. 1/n
April 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The video of Nancy Mace yelling at her constituent at ULTA supports a theory that I've had about people like Mace, MTG, and the anti-intellectual right that they represent. They don't take in information about the world and reason with it, they just perceive symbols and feel things about them. 1/n
I've done a real 180 on the capitol punishment over the last four months. Really feeling a good handshake of pentobarbital and potassium chloride for this case.
apnews.com/article/texa...
apnews.com/article/texa...
Video shows doctor with measles treating kids. RFK Jr later praised him as an ‘extraordinary’ healer
A video shows a Texas doctor, who has been treating children in a measles outbreak, with a measles rash on his face in a clinic while caring for patients a week before he met with Health Secretary Rob...
apnews.com
April 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I've done a real 180 on the capitol punishment over the last four months. Really feeling a good handshake of pentobarbital and potassium chloride for this case.
apnews.com/article/texa...
apnews.com/article/texa...
As of two hours ago today, I've been accepted for an MS program at Michigan State University's department of epidemiology!
April 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
As of two hours ago today, I've been accepted for an MS program at Michigan State University's department of epidemiology!
We've gotten past "young ideologues purging government" and arrived at "disastrous isolationist economic policy that makes everyone poorer". I give it six months before we get to a sparrow extermination campaign and round out the American Great Leap Forward.
April 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
We've gotten past "young ideologues purging government" and arrived at "disastrous isolationist economic policy that makes everyone poorer". I give it six months before we get to a sparrow extermination campaign and round out the American Great Leap Forward.
Feeling dangerously close to hopeful about American political prospects after Susan Crawford's win tonight. Cheers to Wisconsin's voter base, and here's to Democrats over performing in state elections for the next four years.
April 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Feeling dangerously close to hopeful about American political prospects after Susan Crawford's win tonight. Cheers to Wisconsin's voter base, and here's to Democrats over performing in state elections for the next four years.
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lmao spreading medical disinformation to sell supplements should be a capital offense lol
“A Texas children's hospital is now treating children for vitamin A toxicity after RFK Jr. touted the vitamin as a measles treatment.”
www.huffpost.com/entry/rfk-jr...
www.huffpost.com/entry/rfk-jr...
As Doctors Predicted, RFK Jr.'s Bogus Vitamin A Claims Are Making Some Measles Patients More Sick
A Texas children's hospital is now treating children for vitamin A toxicity after RFK Jr. touted the vitamin as a measles treatment.
www.huffpost.com
March 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
lmao spreading medical disinformation to sell supplements should be a capital offense lol
Kipper got a prescription for antidepressants because he gets so upset when he's left alone in the house
December 23, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Kipper got a prescription for antidepressants because he gets so upset when he's left alone in the house
My train back to Michigan has a big clod of snow stuck to its front! I'm excited to see just how much it snowed back at MSU.
December 1, 2024 at 10:26 PM
My train back to Michigan has a big clod of snow stuck to its front! I'm excited to see just how much it snowed back at MSU.
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I can hardly wait!
November 30, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I can hardly wait!
I think I've officially taken the least flattering photo of Kipper
November 30, 2024 at 12:12 AM
I think I've officially taken the least flattering photo of Kipper
Re-learning the hard way just how different 3 C and -3 C feel on my fingers
November 29, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Re-learning the hard way just how different 3 C and -3 C feel on my fingers
I've been rooting for the Lions for the past few years, but I still hate seeing the Bears embarrass themselves like they did yesterday.
I'm glad they decided to axe Eberflus, and I hope I get to see a great Bears lineup at least once in my life.
I'm glad they decided to axe Eberflus, and I hope I get to see a great Bears lineup at least once in my life.
November 29, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I've been rooting for the Lions for the past few years, but I still hate seeing the Bears embarrass themselves like they did yesterday.
I'm glad they decided to axe Eberflus, and I hope I get to see a great Bears lineup at least once in my life.
I'm glad they decided to axe Eberflus, and I hope I get to see a great Bears lineup at least once in my life.
Picked up Kipper from daycare!
November 26, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Picked up Kipper from daycare!
Saw a Metra train absolutely blinged out in Christmas lights, Santa stickers, candy cane wrappings around the handrails, the works. It was so adorable that I might break my personal rule of "no Christmas spirit before Thanksgiving"
November 26, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Saw a Metra train absolutely blinged out in Christmas lights, Santa stickers, candy cane wrappings around the handrails, the works. It was so adorable that I might break my personal rule of "no Christmas spirit before Thanksgiving"
Got my fencing ref rating upgraded!
November 25, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Got my fencing ref rating upgraded!