I don't know why I'm surprised, other than she's 5.
I love this girl so much.
I don't know why I'm surprised, other than she's 5.
I love this girl so much.
She picked out the Hawaiian shirt because she "wants to dress like Abby Saja."
She picked out the Hawaiian shirt because she "wants to dress like Abby Saja."
"Smoooooth. Like smooth jazz."
"Smoooooth. Like smooth jazz."
"Whoa!"
"Just kidding!"
"Whoa!"
"Just kidding!"
'Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.'
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'Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.'
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"Uh... sure."
"Daddy, how do you pee?"
"Uh... sure."
"Daddy, how do you pee?"
he is everything
he is everything
- the end of a long story about Fish!Teacup and Crab!Mama
- the end of a long story about Fish!Teacup and Crab!Mama
"No, Tina's dead!"
"No, Tina's dead!"
"I love you, Mommy, you are so cute! I love you, Mommy, you are so cute!"
"I love you, Mommy, you are so cute! I love you, Mommy, you are so cute!"
"I'm doing Normal Girl Shit."
"Normal Girl what?!"
"Normal Girl Stuff."
"I'm doing Normal Girl Shit."
"Normal Girl what?!"
"Normal Girl Stuff."
Teacup: "yeah, what the FUCK is going on with your car?!"
Teacup: "yeah, what the FUCK is going on with your car?!"
Me, covering my face, trying VERY hard not to laugh: "Do you mean CPR?"
Teacup: "Yes."
Me, covering my face, trying VERY hard not to laugh: "Do you mean CPR?"
Teacup: "Yes."
"And did you never come back?"
"Yes. I'm still there to this day."
"And did you never come back?"
"Yes. I'm still there to this day."