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Youngman
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Nationalize SpaceX.
Adam whipping up this recipe in the Garden of Eden
December 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
The Pope’s Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard’s Exorcist
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The professor looks like Mick Foley here, just without the hair dye.
December 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Man he’s stoned. Look at those eyes. You can’t crimb when you’ve been hitting the catnip all afternoon.
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
He’s now on a monologue about how slavery was very justifiable when he was alive. I have turned my laptop off and on like five times and he won’t stop. May need to buy a new computer.
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
@gonzo.bsky.social can teach him how to do tax and wire fraud. Numerous cats seem to excel at that and then argue that “ca’ats can’t do math” at trial but the Supreme Court rejected that argument in US v. Heathcliff (1991). The maximum sentence that can be handed down is no churu for one week.
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM