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Nationalize SpaceX.
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I am taking the opportunity to once again remind you of the time Naomi Wolf thought Apple invented time machines run by vaccines
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Trump got high on his own supply & never figured out the only reason his 1st term wasn’t even more of a disaster was that he inherited & coasted on a good economy. He’s learning the hard way now. Nuts senile person having nuke codes when you also can’t find a job is tough scenes
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Hearing this is payback for Colorado not honoring Trump/Peters ‘pardon’
Exclusive: The Trump administration is moving to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, according to a senior White House official, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
Trump moves to dismantle major US climate research center in Colorado
The Trump administration is breaking up the National Center for Atmospheric Research, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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One of my favorite running bits is that Donald Trump over the past decade has repeatedly indicated that he believes stealth aircraft are physically invisible.

Absolutely world-class stupidity. You’ve never met someone this stupid. He’d be the stupidest person in any room you’ve ever been in.
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Own a 100 year-old townhouse that I’ve been slowly fixing up. Can agree with these.
My rules for what to trash in an old house and what to preserve:

Any custom finishes by a skilled tradesman that can no longer be found today: keep

Paint and wallpaper: do what you like

Kitchens: there are no fancy antique kitchens, so knock yourself out

Bathrooms: look, just replace it
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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The reason you’ve always got left over Iceberg Lettuce is that initially you only see 10% of it.
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Couple of things here:

1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently

2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"

3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"

4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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it's fine he doesn't remember that he's taken one already
Man they're really giving him one of these cognitive tests like every two weeks aren't they?
Trump admits he took another cognitive test.

They don’t just give those out for funsies.

He also says the NYT reporting on his heath is sedition and perhaps treason.

Whatever news he got must be awful.
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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How is that a reasonable answer?
POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?

TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Trump pardoned Former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernández, for trafficking 500 tons of cocaine to USA

The Honduran AG just issued an international warrant for his arrest, saying, "America's not sending its best people, they're drug dealers, they're rapists, & some, I assume, are good people."
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Glenn Beck’s AI George Washington just called my cat woke then explained how the American Revolution was really fought because King George III was trying to transgender the colonists.
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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In August, we got a bit of extra money from a generous donor, and I used it to expand into coverage of trans life in American prisons.

This piece, by incarcerated journalist B Speaks, describes the chaos Georgia's forced detransition regime, currently halted by the courts, wreaked in one prison.
EXCLUSIVE: Forced Detransitions ‘Nearly Toppled’ Medical Unit in Georgia Prison During Care Ban — Assigned
In the midst of a lawsuit, a Georgia prison resumes gender affirming care for trans inmates.
www.assignedmedia.org
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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1) Trump pardons a corrupt Dem
2) Jeffries makes excuses for the "thin" indictment
3) Cuellar files to run as a Dem
4) Trump squeals that his quid pro quo isn't being honored
Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”

In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Another account spewing AI videos and “following” tens of thousands of people.

Block these clowns on site.
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“Franklin acknowledges sexually molesting his daughter Ivanka for years” won’t generate, am I doing it wrong.
The president of the United States’ son
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Hell he says this explicitly at the end of the show!! youtu.be/Beu8eDYc0RM?...
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
He’s 100% getting a pardon.
CNN: “During interviews with the FBI, the suspect arrested in the pipe bomb probe told investigators that he believed the 2020 election was stolen, providing perhaps the first indication of a possible motive…” www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Grok will give me Tom Hanks’ home address but only Tom Homan’s professional address, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. 🤷🏻‍♂️
NEW: Elon Musk's Grok chatbot will, with minimal prompting, provide residential addresses of everyday Americans.

Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for.

futurism.com/future-socie...
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Of the seven (?) boat crews the president murdered, it looks like perhaps one of them was involved in drug smuggling. That's the one with survivors they repatriated, and the only one claimed to be "semi-submersible."

I am going to presume the other six were fishermen in the absence of any facts.
October 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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lol someone on Reddit posted this drawing and it’s shockingly accurate
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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They are beating people who maybe once had a broken taillight and sending them to foreign slave prisons while freeing the worst fraudsters and every corrupt pol. The juxtaposition is so stark and appalling.
NEW: The commutation Trump issued to David Gentile wipes away all further fines & restitution.

Gentile had been sentenced to 7 years for his role in a $1.6B scheme that defrauded thousands of investors.

Prosecutors had been seeking $15.5M in forfeiture.

www.justice.gov/pardon/media...
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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It's wild but not surprising that last week the White House was leaning into "these seditious Democrats dared suggest that troops were receiving illegal orders!!!" and this week they are scrambling to figure out who to blame for issuing illegal orders.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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This administration is filled with the absolute dumbest, meanest, cruelest pieces of shit.

And they're so *proud* to be dumb, mean, cruel pieces of shit too. They delight in it. They brag about it.

It's vice signaling as a way of life.
I assume she means everyone who isn’t white.
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM