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36, they/he, yup’ik/sugpiaq, recovering internet user. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🪶🍉♑️🧩🎵🎮🚗 sober words, high thoughts, and filtered selfies. 🔞
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i don’t think i’ve had ketchup or plain mustard since the first time i tried them in 2010-11. i don’t get it. are these too plain of flavors for me?? why do i love honey mustard but not regular mustard? marinara and tomato basil soup but not ketchup??
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i don’t think i’ve had ketchup or plain mustard since the first time i tried them in 2010-11. i don’t get it. are these too plain of flavors for me?? why do i love honey mustard but not regular mustard? marinara and tomato basil soup but not ketchup??
how do i be gentle with myself?
December 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
how do i be gentle with myself?
i grew up thinking polo ralph lauren was the same thing as the us polo association apparel sold at accessible and affordably priced stores like walmart
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i grew up thinking polo ralph lauren was the same thing as the us polo association apparel sold at accessible and affordably priced stores like walmart
why tell anyone if i’m suicidal? so the state can punish me for it and make me even more suicidal? what the fuck are any of us doing? what’s the point? people feel it, why can’t we fucking talk about it?
December 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
why tell anyone if i’m suicidal? so the state can punish me for it and make me even more suicidal? what the fuck are any of us doing? what’s the point? people feel it, why can’t we fucking talk about it?
long of hair. short of every goddamn thing else
December 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
long of hair. short of every goddamn thing else
drag name: asher calum
(everyone within earshot in that women’s restroom erupts in a chorus of “no don’t do it!”)
(everyone within earshot in that women’s restroom erupts in a chorus of “no don’t do it!”)
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
drag name: asher calum
(everyone within earshot in that women’s restroom erupts in a chorus of “no don’t do it!”)
(everyone within earshot in that women’s restroom erupts in a chorus of “no don’t do it!”)
[google search] how to un-fry a nervous system
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
[google search] how to un-fry a nervous system
semi (pun intended) earnest question here: how in the hell are you supposed to wear a cock ring? does it go around the ENTIRE junk, or just the shaft??
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
semi (pun intended) earnest question here: how in the hell are you supposed to wear a cock ring? does it go around the ENTIRE junk, or just the shaft??
i don’t even know if links work. all social media is about the algorithm these days. anyway, i wrote another thing (warning: long and sad) nolanlind1.wixsite.com/nolanlind/po...
Tired from Nothing? RSD, Executive Dysfunction, and the Coming Year
List of Chapters:1. Subtle Foreshadowing2. Dopamine Machine Broke3. *More than Squirrels and Shiny Objects, Unfortunately4. Eating My Vegetables5. *Do It, or Don’t*If you read nothing else, at least r...
nolanlind1.wixsite.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
i don’t even know if links work. all social media is about the algorithm these days. anyway, i wrote another thing (warning: long and sad) nolanlind1.wixsite.com/nolanlind/po...
drag name: onda something
December 13, 2025 at 10:17 AM
drag name: onda something
cleaning out with water as often as i do, to my gut microbiome, must be the equivalent of the dinosaurs getting hit with the chicxulub impactor once a day
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 AM
cleaning out with water as often as i do, to my gut microbiome, must be the equivalent of the dinosaurs getting hit with the chicxulub impactor once a day
“oh. oh no” -me when the pen hits back
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
“oh. oh no” -me when the pen hits back
“nah, green apples flavored candy is usually sour. sour candy sucks ass”
“weak”
“????” (in response to a reply: “put your c*ck in my a*s. i’ll show you who the weak one is”)
“weak”
“????” (in response to a reply: “put your c*ck in my a*s. i’ll show you who the weak one is”)
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
“nah, green apples flavored candy is usually sour. sour candy sucks ass”
“weak”
“????” (in response to a reply: “put your c*ck in my a*s. i’ll show you who the weak one is”)
“weak”
“????” (in response to a reply: “put your c*ck in my a*s. i’ll show you who the weak one is”)
just tried sonic’s groovy sauce, and i gotta hand it to them… it is in fact pretty groovy
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
just tried sonic’s groovy sauce, and i gotta hand it to them… it is in fact pretty groovy
punishing myself for someone else’s behavior? i don’t do anything. i don’t talk to anyone. i buy fast food for dinner, i watch my youtube shows, get high, and beat off until i fall asleep. what’s wrong with that?
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
punishing myself for someone else’s behavior? i don’t do anything. i don’t talk to anyone. i buy fast food for dinner, i watch my youtube shows, get high, and beat off until i fall asleep. what’s wrong with that?
kinda living like a [citizen of insert large city name here] the way i get a week’s worth of groceries at a time from a store within walking distance of the <200sf space i live in with a shared bathroom and common kitchen and living areas. is that just having roommates?
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
kinda living like a [citizen of insert large city name here] the way i get a week’s worth of groceries at a time from a store within walking distance of the <200sf space i live in with a shared bathroom and common kitchen and living areas. is that just having roommates?
was there a wicked witch of the south
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
was there a wicked witch of the south
watching three screens and actively sitting on a personal massager (while eating a crunchwrap, mind you) and cracking myself up at how i sexted someone once + they said “spit on me” to which all i said back was “ptoo”
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
watching three screens and actively sitting on a personal massager (while eating a crunchwrap, mind you) and cracking myself up at how i sexted someone once + they said “spit on me” to which all i said back was “ptoo”
just finished that taco bell mexican pizza just when i was starting to enjoy it 🥲 (the pen hit back)
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
just finished that taco bell mexican pizza just when i was starting to enjoy it 🥲 (the pen hit back)
posing with my new 🍃 battery (and realizing i took three hits trying to pose with my new battery)
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
posing with my new 🍃 battery (and realizing i took three hits trying to pose with my new battery)
remember when i had a positive opinion of myself? probably won’t ever again
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
remember when i had a positive opinion of myself? probably won’t ever again
setting up my CPAP machine. i’m officially entering my bear era
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
setting up my CPAP machine. i’m officially entering my bear era
“i already bought an item in this ad” seems to be the only way to get specific ads to stop appearing on ig 🤔
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“i already bought an item in this ad” seems to be the only way to get specific ads to stop appearing on ig 🤔
tearing up at work thinking about live performances of the 1812 overture where the audience gets to play the cannon parts by inflating and bursting paper bags
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
tearing up at work thinking about live performances of the 1812 overture where the audience gets to play the cannon parts by inflating and bursting paper bags
permanently embarrassed by celebrity crushes because if i repost or even mention them, i get responses like “who tf is that” and “ew, really”
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
permanently embarrassed by celebrity crushes because if i repost or even mention them, i get responses like “who tf is that” and “ew, really”