Every woman i know who plays Crusader Kings is obscenely good at it to the point of brutality against the AI.

She named it Milhouse

Yeah ive ended up with a lot of american military friends through playing GTA a lot and most of them can't WAIT to tell people to never enlist ever. (Its how you can tell if someone is stealing valour or not in my experience.)

(He ended up re-enlisting in the end. Still not ICE.)

I was in a VC once with her and a dude who clearly was in actual love with her by that point and he mentioned joining ICE when his time was up, and I think having two girls at once go "what? Ew, that's pathetic, dude, what the fuck" made him decide to become a gym teacher in under like a minute.

No less than @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social has always said it:

Nothing ever quite fixed me like a solitary cigarette and a coke no sugar on a cold winter night.

Ive found a couple but im always open to suggestions!

When I got a chihuahua puppy I wouldn't even sleep with her in the bed unless I slept on my back and she was directly on my chest because I was scared id roll over and crush her. No way im doing that with a newborn.

Like people really, really WANT me to co sleep. Its not "dont feel guilty if you cave and do it," its "you SHOULD be co sleeping." Where is this even coming from all of a sudden?

Its so fucking weird how many people have asked "are you going to co-sleep" right off the bat and when I say "no, not for us" they give us a full tilt lecture about how "actually its quite safe if you make sure xyz." No, I dont want to do it. I said no. Where the fuck is this COMING FROM??

Even if you put the other risks aside (and I absolutely can't do that, sorry,) I know how my husband and I sleep and I wouldn't get ANY SLEEP because id be TERRIFIED one of us would roll over onto the baby. He'll no, not for me. Bassinet can go next to the bed, thats it.