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Jade 🏳️‍⚧️
@yourfriendjade.bsky.social
25 She/They

-Pagan
-Enby
-Proud bluesky poetry club member
-mdni/21+, and all that jazz.

✨Please be silly in my direction✨
:3
Pinned
googling "Gulf of Mexico" over and over until I get put on a list.
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jade's auburn hair glows bright
blazing strength alight
deep in her eyes,
we can almost hear her recite:

fuck ceos,
fuck ice,
and most importantly:
TRANS RIGHTS

#poetry
Uh oh, guess who's coming back to Bluesky to avoid Oracle!? Let's be gay and write poetry again!

My hair is now red, also. Compliment it.
January 24, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Sample size and simple lies,
Rebuilt horrors told.
Veiled disguise, and brand new lies,
Mirroring the old.

Silver tongues so clean and slick,
the world they redefine-
Call it 2026, or 1939.

#Poetry #PoetryCommunity #BlueskyPoetryClub #CurrentEvents
January 23, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Uh oh, guess who's coming back to Bluesky to avoid Oracle!? Let's be gay and write poetry again!

My hair is now red, also. Compliment it.
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 PM
As the rain is to the seas,
the seas are to the rain.
Words you said were plain to see,
indifference feeding pain.

Pain that rises like the clouds,
and rains down to the waves.

You found your words,
You said them, proud.

Indifference finds your grave.

#Poetry #PoetryCommunity #CharlieKirk
September 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Astroturf and plastic flowers,
Immortality.

All I'm worth is purchased hours,
counting up to me.

Rich men leading lives like oil,
Loveless darkened grime.

Poor men will return to soil,
Loving hearts and minds.

#poetry #poetrycommunity
July 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The truth above me,
It's seen so clearly,
often left unfound.

My tribulations,
infatuations,
weigh me to the ground.

The love I've cultured,
and those I've nurtured,
fighting in my stead.

Forgive my blindness,
and help me find this,
truth, above my head.

#Poetry #PoetryCommunity
June 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
For months now I've been thinking that nothing in the news was going to be worth looking at and would only drain my mental health more.

Now I'm seeing bricks soaring into cop cars and suddenly my passion is returning.
June 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
A month now worn, days lament,
May has lost it's stage.
Calendar torn, discontent,
I eat another page.

Paper sliding down my throat,
it feeds my fleeting prime.
I work on site, I work remote,
Consuming unused time.

#poetry #poetrycommunity
June 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It's my birthday btw, so you guys have to pretend I've been keeping up with my account and making really funny posts.
May 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I call it "getting my creative juices flowing".
It’s so important to let your black bile accumulate before posting
May 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If you say my name three times in front of a dark mirror I'll appear and disassociate for a while.
May 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'd like to specifically send love to @weedlejuice.bsky.social for occasionally going through my profile for good jokes like a raccoon sifting through a frequently refilled dumpster.

You're one of my favorite users on this app 💖
May 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I can smell you from here btw, stinky.
May 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What if one day you're in a job interview, and I'm the boss?

Are you going to apologize? Are you going to panic? Are you going to leave because I'm a 25 year old estro-addled highschool graduate with no ideas on how to run a business?

Ask yourself that, next time you DM me.
May 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Specifically tagging people I want to have a good day.

If you aren't @halfbakedrhymes.com, @guidopetri.com, @paracelsusstan.bsky.social, @3l8.bsky.social, @gypsican.bsky.social, or @sparklegoat.bsky.social -- I hope you have a MEDIOCRE DAY.
May 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I'll be cold and dead in the ground before I trust a Dodge Charger behind me.
May 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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now thinking about making a tier list of john travolta characters and how strongly i feel they should be on estrogen

i won't, because i do have work to do, but danny zuko and bolt are going in the S-tier
May 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Hey there, is that a migraine aura in your eyes or are you just happy to see me? 😏
May 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
In highschool I was voted "Most likely to fiercely defend Dark Souls 2", and boy did they have me pegged.
May 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I love when job postings really juice up the titles for entry level positions.

Like; "Ice cream shop cashier? What's that? I'm the Ambassador of Frozen Dairy and Client Financial Deposits."
May 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A thousand islands can all agree on one dressing and y'all MFs can't even agree on free lunch for toddlers.
May 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I miss when I was water soluble. Growing up is hard.
May 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I'm not "changing the subject", this is a conversational parry. Git gud is all I'm saying.
May 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Spraying myself with water every time I want to argue on the internet.
May 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Bluesky is cool because I've made lots of friends that I've grown decently close with, and also sometimes I just get to see them naked on my discover feed, which is also neat.
May 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM