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@yourpalroachie.bsky.social
| he/him 🏳️⚧️, 30's, starving artist turned exhausted grocery store worker | black cat enthusiast 🐈⬛ | arthropod appreciator 🪲 |
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#GLLANGGANG
💖 MY WIFE @eerieemilie.bsky.social 💖
#GLLANGGANG
the dopamine bomb of finding a cool looking creature in no man's sky never fails
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the dopamine bomb of finding a cool looking creature in no man's sky never fails
of course he stole that artifact, he's a Grinch
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
of course he stole that artifact, he's a Grinch
Baldur's 3 Gate Nac Mac Feegle run
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Baldur's 3 Gate Nac Mac Feegle run
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
blast from the past
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
blast from the past
I wish Baldur's Gate 3 had a unique model for polar bears because they have such a cool face shape irl
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I wish Baldur's Gate 3 had a unique model for polar bears because they have such a cool face shape irl
Charles Martinet Super Mario Voice:
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Charles Martinet Super Mario Voice:
foul potion
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
foul potion
no way this is like meeting a celebrity to me (artist who works on one of my fave game liked one of my silliest posts)
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
no way this is like meeting a celebrity to me (artist who works on one of my fave game liked one of my silliest posts)
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
turns out I can stab wool pretty adequately with my left hand
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
turns out I can stab wool pretty adequately with my left hand
oh no it's in the danger zone
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
oh no it's in the danger zone
THOSE EARS
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
THOSE EARS
When it's only 1982 but my penis hat gets 5G
October 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
When it's only 1982 but my penis hat gets 5G
Darth Maul is a Kiki
October 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Darth Maul is a Kiki
this is what I look like after 5 years on testosterone
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
this is what I look like after 5 years on testosterone
"Sam I'm in the computer. I'm hittin the penjamin with Tron, man. These biodigital women keep telling me "Pussy in Bio," like, what does it all mean? They don't have pussies, man. They're data."
October 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"Sam I'm in the computer. I'm hittin the penjamin with Tron, man. These biodigital women keep telling me "Pussy in Bio," like, what does it all mean? They don't have pussies, man. They're data."
I'm not allowed to do anything today
October 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm not allowed to do anything today
October 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Needed to send some pics of Runty on here so may as well post them because everyone should see my beautiful baby
October 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Needed to send some pics of Runty on here so may as well post them because everyone should see my beautiful baby
anyway I'm supposed to be taking a nap but I had to log on to shit talk my silly feline daughter
October 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
anyway I'm supposed to be taking a nap but I had to log on to shit talk my silly feline daughter
I wish I liked coin pusher games because this one rules
October 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I wish I liked coin pusher games because this one rules
my wife flawlessly yoinked this tiny cat plushie out of a crane game at Round 1
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
my wife flawlessly yoinked this tiny cat plushie out of a crane game at Round 1
guys will see this and go "hell yeah"
October 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
guys will see this and go "hell yeah"
this bit is so beautifully worded, I want to print it out and frame it
October 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
this bit is so beautifully worded, I want to print it out and frame it