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| he/him 🏳️⚧️, 30's, starving artist turned exhausted grocery store worker | black cat enthusiast 🐈⬛ | arthropod appreciator 🪲 | funny skeleton collector |
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💖 MY WIFE @eerieemilie.bsky.social 💖
✨ always open to making new friends ✨
#GLLANGGANG
someday I will get a Christmas picture frame and put Biggie in it
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
someday I will get a Christmas picture frame and put Biggie in it
I accidentally created a powerful association between listening to Hypnotize by Notorious BIG and cooking holiday dinners in 2019 and now Biggie is an important part of my holiday experience
December 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I accidentally created a powerful association between listening to Hypnotize by Notorious BIG and cooking holiday dinners in 2019 and now Biggie is an important part of my holiday experience
nope, I'm in the suburbs near Detroit. I can still spread the word, though!
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
nope, I'm in the suburbs near Detroit. I can still spread the word, though!
Immensely proud he's running in my state (idk if he's in my district though)
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Immensely proud he's running in my state (idk if he's in my district though)
the dystopian hellscape gets dismantled in the first 3 paragraphs, before any of the actual story begins
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
the dystopian hellscape gets dismantled in the first 3 paragraphs, before any of the actual story begins
those strippers are badass
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
those strippers are badass