X-ile in Skyville
@yummyyo.bsky.social
"Woe to those who spurn what goodnesses they are shown"
Look at this cute little Christmas tree effect my cousin made using her lamp, 3M sticky hooks, garland, and a huge gift bow. I like her super simple one better than the one in the tutorial. youtube.com/shorts/IfLKH...
December 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Look at this cute little Christmas tree effect my cousin made using her lamp, 3M sticky hooks, garland, and a huge gift bow. I like her super simple one better than the one in the tutorial. youtube.com/shorts/IfLKH...
"aggressively ignorant" is on the money! 100% accurate (& very deflating😔). It reminds me of this MLK quote, which led me to another appropriate quote.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"aggressively ignorant" is on the money! 100% accurate (& very deflating😔). It reminds me of this MLK quote, which led me to another appropriate quote.
My sister-in-law sent me this photo this morning from eight in front of the lobby door of our apartment building. They're not even using cinder blocks anymore...just milk crates? Times must really be getting tough!
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My sister-in-law sent me this photo this morning from eight in front of the lobby door of our apartment building. They're not even using cinder blocks anymore...just milk crates? Times must really be getting tough!
So, are we just accepting this kind of thing or should they fear reprisals? Keep me updated because I can go either way...
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
So, are we just accepting this kind of thing or should they fear reprisals? Keep me updated because I can go either way...
Good news, everyone! My vacuum cleaner I ordered was left in the mailbox, which is about 4"x2"x10"
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Good news, everyone! My vacuum cleaner I ordered was left in the mailbox, which is about 4"x2"x10"
Like if it somehow worked, he's gonna have to walk shit like this back, right? And how do you do that? (I know this better not still be in front of the polling place when I take my son with me tonight.)
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Like if it somehow worked, he's gonna have to walk shit like this back, right? And how do you do that? (I know this better not still be in front of the polling place when I take my son with me tonight.)
This ad has many messages running, but I think this the most eloquent one. They parked this right in front of my polling place where I'll be voting for NOT Cuomo tomorrow.
(He doesn't seem hysterical & scared at all, does he?)
(He doesn't seem hysterical & scared at all, does he?)
November 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This ad has many messages running, but I think this the most eloquent one. They parked this right in front of my polling place where I'll be voting for NOT Cuomo tomorrow.
(He doesn't seem hysterical & scared at all, does he?)
(He doesn't seem hysterical & scared at all, does he?)
Since Quin has insisted on being a vampire every Halloween for the last 8 years, I've just settled on adding different accessories to my "Vampire Victim" shirts.
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Since Quin has insisted on being a vampire every Halloween for the last 8 years, I've just settled on adding different accessories to my "Vampire Victim" shirts.
It was kinda dead in the office today
October 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It was kinda dead in the office today
For whatever reason, I got caught up in one of the ads in my game & paid a buck for a psychic artist to send me this sketch of my soulmate. So if y'all see him, send him over, I guess? First send him to the barber for a fade.
October 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
For whatever reason, I got caught up in one of the ads in my game & paid a buck for a psychic artist to send me this sketch of my soulmate. So if y'all see him, send him over, I guess? First send him to the barber for a fade.
At long last...the violent, judgmental take on WWJD that I think we've all been hoping for...
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
At long last...the violent, judgmental take on WWJD that I think we've all been hoping for...
"Can you blow me where the Pampers is?"
October 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"Can you blow me where the Pampers is?"
"Shoulda but didna!"
October 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"Shoulda but didna!"
Nah, she gotta GO!
September 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Nah, she gotta GO!
Now tell me why Zac Efron is out here looking like Vote for Pedro? Like he's about to twist his mustache & tie a woman to the train tracks? Like he wants to melt Frosty the Snowman?
September 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Now tell me why Zac Efron is out here looking like Vote for Pedro? Like he's about to twist his mustache & tie a woman to the train tracks? Like he wants to melt Frosty the Snowman?
@dlchandler123.bsky.social Hi, I hope you can give me some advice... I'm a sucker for a free sample at the liquor store & I ended up buying this Cipriani 7 Parti Amaro. Now I have no idea what to do with it.
August 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
@dlchandler123.bsky.social Hi, I hope you can give me some advice... I'm a sucker for a free sample at the liquor store & I ended up buying this Cipriani 7 Parti Amaro. Now I have no idea what to do with it.
The many horrors that may befallen the universe back in 2021 had my son ingested even the slightest bit of any other color icing besides white are well beyond the powers of my imagination.
August 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The many horrors that may befallen the universe back in 2021 had my son ingested even the slightest bit of any other color icing besides white are well beyond the powers of my imagination.
That one video that always cheers you up
August 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
That one video that always cheers you up
I was trying to explain how the butt operations tend not to look natural/appealing. I absentmindedly compared them to Rosie Robot from the Jetsons. It came out of nowhere & I haven't seen her or the show in ages. But it's actually pretty accurate:
August 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I was trying to explain how the butt operations tend not to look natural/appealing. I absentmindedly compared them to Rosie Robot from the Jetsons. It came out of nowhere & I haven't seen her or the show in ages. But it's actually pretty accurate:
Are we talking about homeboy who chose to use a picture of himself in clown makeup in the official voter's guide? I passed that booklet all around my office!😂
August 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Are we talking about homeboy who chose to use a picture of himself in clown makeup in the official voter's guide? I passed that booklet all around my office!😂
That feat of evangelism would reverberate throughout the Heavens!🤣
July 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
That feat of evangelism would reverberate throughout the Heavens!🤣
Excited to see this as the threshold for normalcy.
July 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Excited to see this as the threshold for normalcy.