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FOREMOST AMONG THE DEMONS OF WAR, THE HELLION OF THE BATTLEFIELD, AND UNMATCHED BALLISTICS GENIUS (for women) / Alice Charlotte / she/it / lesbian / pfp by @annelidist.bsky.social

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · Jan 16

parlay? negotiate? pray tell, why should the illustrious demon princess of heavy artillery, the very one who has scattered your forces like ashes, stoop to bartering with y- YOU CAN'T TALK TO "SOMEONE MORE HELPFUL" ABOUT THIS

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 5h

it does seem like getting a really quality shine means demanding that the boots come off. vexing.

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 7h

fortune of haima so fun

alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 7h

behold the might of haima the peacemaker !!!

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 13h

[in the tone of a bisexual woman who isn't quite misandrist enough to be comfortable in lesbian spaces] i am unfortunately dextral

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 13h

jokingly told a friend "im gonna kill you"

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 13h

ok emmy probably learned her lesson can we ghave her back now

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 14h

INJECTION IN ARM. INTRAMUSCULAR. DOLL ARM. FLU JAB. LIMP. DOLL MUSCLES DYSFUCTIONAL. SHOULDER INJECTION. OW. OW. OW.

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

YOU'RE EITHER LYING OR YOU'RE STUPID

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

STARSCREAM. I CAUGHT YOU STEALING A SIP FROM MY GIN AND TONIC

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

the wasp is actually literally starscream for real

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

i want to be able to tailor a sequence of words to anyone to heal them and save them and make them love me forever. this isn't wanting a magic spell it's just knowing how to talk to people. which i don't know how to do

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Their Immaculate Majesty, King Hivemoon @hivemoon.bsky.social · 1d

Giving women alcohol can fulfil your desire to slip women enchanting potions of glistening amber

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 1d

*holds up a sign that says "I just don't think depicting the Gustav and Dora in media is a politically neutral action"*

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

having an intense martial rivalry with a doll is low-key kind of adorable like you're craving the day the automaton on top of the music box tastes your steel. you're beefing with a cuckoo clock

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alice @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 1d

now i'm not about to suggest that a faithful servant shouldn't taste each meal and every drink before serving it to her mistress, but i do think it would behoove some of you young ladies to consider how much maid saliva by volume you are ingesting on a weekly basis

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

unfortunately i am a deeply stupid hateful little creature

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

i need to write that essay about magic some time

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

unfortunately adopting the "opposite" signifiers of what you hate doesn't do much.

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

left hand path same as the right

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alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

to be massively reductive, Dostoyevsky is mostly writing about finding solace, salvation, respite, meaning in God after suffering intense hardship, both earned and unearned

alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

but you should read him. read the idiot i love the idiot

alice @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

i like Dostoyevsky a lot but i wouldn't describe his work as "nihilist" at all

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bugseid.bsky.social @bugseid.bsky.social · 1d

tactically placed air vent

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Kabewski @kabewski.bsky.social · 1d

I drew the blue lady again

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