sammy :3
yuricest.bsky.social
sammy :3
@yuricest.bsky.social
kinda(really really) gay. just a smol lil girl who is very mentally disturbed
one of my girlfriends sent me a picture that her roomate took of her and she is just so cute and amazing i love my wifey so much. she is just so perfect and i love her so much. i am number 1 biggest wifey fan
May 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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why are they doing this to me, man. it would take SO LITTLE for hero to become meta, and they’re like “INTRODUCING OUR NEW FUSION - A HERO THAT WIPES THE FIELD”

ab zero is like six months away from the age of consent. please just give us a monster with a NEGATE ON IT
May 7, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Eight year old: Who is the pope?

Me: Begins to explain…

Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
thought this was an onion post reading that headline now im sickened and upset
They’re both very evil and very stupid
April 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
April 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
glad to see that this religious holiday has broken containment from tumblr
Neil banging out the tunes
#art
April 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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i'm exchanging body heat in the passenger seat son
March 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
happy ides of march nerds
March 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
i love waking up and having a mental breakdown. It had been a while since I had my last one.
March 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
getting a free trial of mubi(never heard of it before) to watch this tonight
February 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
need to vacuum my keyboard tomorrow lol
February 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
finally getting around to watching i saw the tv glow wish me luck
February 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I love it when I'm scrolling through a Tumblr tag and find someone who clearly doesn't know what the tag means, like darling my sweet summer child this is a hard kink tag this isn't where you meant to post you cup of coffee.
February 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
fuckin hate the character limit, i made a post on tumblr and went to repost it here and nope im 357 characters to many. there is no good reason to do this shit, if you dont want to read a long post just scroll or block
February 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
cannibalism and gore as a metaphor for love is one of the things that are hard to explain to others but make perfect sense to those who understand it.
February 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I want to rip open my girlfriend's chest and crawl inside her ribcage wrapping myself around her heart so that I am always with her protecting her heart from damage.
February 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Now more than ever.
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I stop playing balatro after 3.5 hours straight and my tummy instantly starts being upset. Think the universe is telling me something
February 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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i occasionally get shit from people for "making everything political" but like

today i loaded up twitter to see jessica talking about gendered bathrooms, jesse talking about tariffs, and friends lamenting not going to orlando for safety reasons

this shit's gonna come for you! get familiar!
February 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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We could’ve had Tim 😭
February 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Just realized my birthday is tomorrow lol
February 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Picrews are a lot of fun to do with gay people in my computer
January 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Just realized how autistic I am being,its midnight and I'm playing MTG listening to MCR and scrolling Tumblr on my opponents turns. Normally I'm respectful to my opponents but bro is playing bristly bill so fuck off
January 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I don't know why I'm suddenly so sad today has been great haven't had a more fun day in weeks. I guess cause it's over now and I have to wait till next weekend
January 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Y'all I relapsed into arguing with kids about politics late at night. Used to do it for fun when I was younger and stopped cause it wasn't healthy. Talking to a 17(I think) year old Polish kid about labor strikes and communism. Bro is a bootlicker and very patriotic and drunk off the Kool aid
January 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM