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"The Muscles of Joy and Benevolence."
One sentence wonder.
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One sentence wonder.
Most popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2pjqvripaac5x4cieuenxx7x/feed/aaaiia5bbdl32
More posts on Mastodon (if you really don't have anything else to do)
https://mstdn.party/@yurtgumbo
Unfortunately, "page not found".
I plan to be the first "natural" ghost.
I plan to be the first "natural" ghost.
October 27, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Unfortunately, "page not found".
I plan to be the first "natural" ghost.
I plan to be the first "natural" ghost.
AKA "Bride of Frankenstein"
October 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
AKA "Bride of Frankenstein"
My Depends now beeps repeatedly when I sit down.
October 25, 2024 at 8:38 PM
My Depends now beeps repeatedly when I sit down.
Advertise your account with just one image.
October 18, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Advertise your account with just one image.
Perfectly innocent natural phenomena...
October 10, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Perfectly innocent natural phenomena...
"I've got plans ..."
October 6, 2024 at 1:22 AM
"I've got plans ..."
Loads of dervish pics in my social media feeds today for some reason. Holiday?
September 29, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Loads of dervish pics in my social media feeds today for some reason. Holiday?
Nothing gets between me and my liederhosen.
September 28, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Nothing gets between me and my liederhosen.
She's basically jerking off to the banjo playing kid from Deliverance.
September 28, 2024 at 1:25 PM
She's basically jerking off to the banjo playing kid from Deliverance.
New music genre (according to google): the "Nerf Rhyme"
September 26, 2024 at 7:41 PM
New music genre (according to google): the "Nerf Rhyme"
New wallpaper/screensaver
September 26, 2024 at 6:07 PM
New wallpaper/screensaver
Dogs would have always known that Clark Kent was Superman.
September 25, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Dogs would have always known that Clark Kent was Superman.
More science fiction stories should be someone accidentally bumping something in a space station that then takes 6 months to figure out.
September 21, 2024 at 3:07 PM
More science fiction stories should be someone accidentally bumping something in a space station that then takes 6 months to figure out.
"... The camera doorbell leveraging innovative voice modulation, users can select from distinct auditory profiles—original, uncle tone, or *clown pitch* —to maintain discretion and security. ... " ???
September 14, 2024 at 6:53 PM
"... The camera doorbell leveraging innovative voice modulation, users can select from distinct auditory profiles—original, uncle tone, or *clown pitch* —to maintain discretion and security. ... " ???
I have some great neighbors ...
cc @jennslowpez.bsky.social
cc @jennslowpez.bsky.social
September 12, 2024 at 6:57 AM
I have some great neighbors ...
cc @jennslowpez.bsky.social
cc @jennslowpez.bsky.social
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater, as a kid.
September 3, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater, as a kid.
post an album that changed your musical outlook
August 27, 2024 at 2:34 PM
post an album that changed your musical outlook
Richard Splett from veep will do a fire drill.
August 22, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Richard Splett from veep will do a fire drill.
Don't mind me, I'll be off in the corner breast feeding my ventriloquist dummy.
August 12, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Don't mind me, I'll be off in the corner breast feeding my ventriloquist dummy.
The raw untrammelled sensuality I exude is too much for many; however I cannot help it, I am who I am.
August 12, 2024 at 3:06 PM
The raw untrammelled sensuality I exude is too much for many; however I cannot help it, I am who I am.
this is where I post from
July 15, 2024 at 10:30 PM
this is where I post from