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@yurtgumbo.bsky.social
"The Muscles of Joy and Benevolence."
One sentence wonder.
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One sentence wonder.
Most popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2pjqvripaac5x4cieuenxx7x/feed/aaaiia5bbdl32
More posts on Mastodon (if you really don't have anything else to do)
https://mstdn.party/@yurtgumbo
The zombies love their cooking smell so much they are completely incapacitated...
I just want to go on record AS A SCIENTIST: #Flamethrowers are not an effective #zombie defense. They're still going to be attacking, but now they're also on fire. Your situation has not improved.
October 31, 2024 at 7:09 PM
The zombies love their cooking smell so much they are completely incapacitated...
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Finally found a link to Ruiz' "City of Pirates" with English subtitles www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXdP...
La ville des pirates
YouTube video by rsms.
www.youtube.com
October 29, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Finally found a link to Ruiz' "City of Pirates" with English subtitles www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXdP...
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Jesus: I am the light of the world
Jesus’s brother Jeff: Here we go
Jesus’s brother Jeff: Here we go
October 28, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Jesus: I am the light of the world
Jesus’s brother Jeff: Here we go
Jesus’s brother Jeff: Here we go
World's oldest organism...
New preprint up! We sequenced hundreds of samples from across one of Earth's oldest living organisms - the Pando aspen clone - to understand how mutations accumulate and spread in long-lived clonal organisms. Our results were…surprising. 1/30
October 26, 2024 at 8:44 PM
World's oldest organism...
I've upgraded my mood swing to a trapeze.
October 26, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I've upgraded my mood swing to a trapeze.
AKA "Bride of Frankenstein"
October 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
AKA "Bride of Frankenstein"
My Depends now beeps repeatedly when I sit down.
October 25, 2024 at 8:38 PM
My Depends now beeps repeatedly when I sit down.
They should make an air freshener that smells just like a car.
October 23, 2024 at 4:58 PM
They should make an air freshener that smells just like a car.
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Want to show your support for the Internet Archive? Join us TONIGHT (Wed, Oct 23) ⬇️
🏛️ IN PERSON, 5-10pm PT: www.eventbrite.com/e/escaping-t...
📱 ONLINE, 7-8pm PT: www.eventbrite.com/e/escaping-t...
🏛️ IN PERSON, 5-10pm PT: www.eventbrite.com/e/escaping-t...
📱 ONLINE, 7-8pm PT: www.eventbrite.com/e/escaping-t...
Escaping the Memory Hole (VIRTUAL)
Celebrate ONLINE with the Internet Archive as we highlight the vital role of libraries in preserving our shared digital culture.
www.eventbrite.com
October 23, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Want to show your support for the Internet Archive? Join us TONIGHT (Wed, Oct 23) ⬇️
🏛️ IN PERSON, 5-10pm PT: www.eventbrite.com/e/escaping-t...
📱 ONLINE, 7-8pm PT: www.eventbrite.com/e/escaping-t...
🏛️ IN PERSON, 5-10pm PT: www.eventbrite.com/e/escaping-t...
📱 ONLINE, 7-8pm PT: www.eventbrite.com/e/escaping-t...
Advertise your account with just one image.
October 18, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Advertise your account with just one image.
Why you should donate your body to science: medical students will get to measure your junk. medicalxpress.com/news/2024-10...
A man lived to old age without knowing he may have had 3 penises
Do you really know what you look like on the inside? Most people do not, and usually it takes surgery or medical imaging to take a look while we are still alive.
medicalxpress.com
October 18, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Why you should donate your body to science: medical students will get to measure your junk. medicalxpress.com/news/2024-10...
I imagine Arthur Miller, Steinbeck, Faulkner all writing commercials for cigarettes, tires or baby formula to make ends meet.
Arthur Miller on the set of "The Crucible" (with Paul Scofield) - BOTD
October 17, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I imagine Arthur Miller, Steinbeck, Faulkner all writing commercials for cigarettes, tires or baby formula to make ends meet.
If, after a romantic evening together, we fart at each other for 10 minutes straight, expect a marriage proposal.
October 16, 2024 at 4:26 PM
If, after a romantic evening together, we fart at each other for 10 minutes straight, expect a marriage proposal.
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How the pros put in their dentures.
October 14, 2024 at 6:58 PM
How the pros put in their dentures.
Hope the kids in my building like my home-made candy corn pruno this year.
October 14, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Hope the kids in my building like my home-made candy corn pruno this year.
Beef deodorant - I guess "Beef-odorant"
Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef
Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef
IRVINE, CA—Despite the fast food chain’s self-described dedication to innovation, Taco Bell announced Friday that it was plumb out of ideas for new places to put ground beef. “We’re stumped—we can’t t...
theonion.com
October 12, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Beef deodorant - I guess "Beef-odorant"
If you rub cocaine on a drug sniffing dog's ass will it chase itself to exhaustion?
October 10, 2024 at 11:03 AM
If you rub cocaine on a drug sniffing dog's ass will it chase itself to exhaustion?
I'm in a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde situation but I think my Mr. Hyde is a rodeo clown.
October 9, 2024 at 2:46 PM
I'm in a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde situation but I think my Mr. Hyde is a rodeo clown.
It's not a "unibrow" my eyebrows are engaged in an epic battle.
October 8, 2024 at 3:55 AM
It's not a "unibrow" my eyebrows are engaged in an epic battle.
I hate it when I get out of the coffin and can't remember what I was going to do ...
October 7, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I hate it when I get out of the coffin and can't remember what I was going to do ...
"I've got plans ..."
October 6, 2024 at 1:22 AM
"I've got plans ..."
Has anyone thought to count the number of fingers on JD Vance's hands?
October 3, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Has anyone thought to count the number of fingers on JD Vance's hands?