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@yurtgumbo.bsky.social
"The Muscles of Joy and Benevolence."

One sentence wonder.

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More posts on Mastodon (if you really don't have anything else to do)
https://mstdn.party/@yurtgumbo
The zombies love their cooking smell so much they are completely incapacitated...
I just want to go on record AS A SCIENTIST: #Flamethrowers are not an effective #zombie defense. They're still going to be attacking, but now they're also on fire. Your situation has not improved.
October 31, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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October 30, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Finally found a link to Ruiz' "City of Pirates" with English subtitles www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXdP...
La ville des pirates
YouTube video by rsms.
www.youtube.com
October 29, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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Jesus: I am the light of the world
Jesus’s brother Jeff: Here we go
October 28, 2024 at 4:18 PM
World's oldest organism...
New preprint up! We sequenced hundreds of samples from across one of Earth's oldest living organisms - the Pando aspen clone - to understand how mutations accumulate and spread in long-lived clonal organisms. Our results were…surprising. 1/30
October 26, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I've upgraded my mood swing to a trapeze.
October 26, 2024 at 5:10 PM
AKA "Bride of Frankenstein"
October 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
My Depends now beeps repeatedly when I sit down.
October 25, 2024 at 8:38 PM
They should make an air freshener that smells just like a car.
October 23, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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Want to show your support for the Internet Archive? Join us TONIGHT (Wed, Oct 23) ⬇️

🏛️ IN PERSON, 5-10pm PT: www.eventbrite.com/e/escaping-t...

📱 ONLINE, 7-8pm PT: www.eventbrite.com/e/escaping-t...
Escaping the Memory Hole (VIRTUAL)
Celebrate ONLINE with the Internet Archive as we highlight the vital role of libraries in preserving our shared digital culture.
www.eventbrite.com
October 23, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Advertise your account with just one image.
October 18, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Why you should donate your body to science: medical students will get to measure your junk. medicalxpress.com/news/2024-10...
A man lived to old age without knowing he may have had 3 penises
Do you really know what you look like on the inside? Most people do not, and usually it takes surgery or medical imaging to take a look while we are still alive.
medicalxpress.com
October 18, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I imagine Arthur Miller, Steinbeck, Faulkner all writing commercials for cigarettes, tires or baby formula to make ends meet.
Arthur Miller on the set of "The Crucible" (with Paul Scofield) - BOTD
October 17, 2024 at 7:33 PM
If, after a romantic evening together, we fart at each other for 10 minutes straight, expect a marriage proposal.
October 16, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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October 14, 2024 at 6:11 PM
How the pros put in their dentures.
October 14, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Hope the kids in my building like my home-made candy corn pruno this year.
October 14, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Beef deodorant - I guess "Beef-odorant"
October 12, 2024 at 12:40 AM
If you rub cocaine on a drug sniffing dog's ass will it chase itself to exhaustion?
October 10, 2024 at 11:03 AM
I'm in a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde situation but I think my Mr. Hyde is a rodeo clown.
October 9, 2024 at 2:46 PM
It's not a "unibrow" my eyebrows are engaged in an epic battle.
October 8, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I hate it when I get out of the coffin and can't remember what I was going to do ...
October 7, 2024 at 9:08 PM
"I've got plans ..."
October 6, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Has anyone thought to count the number of fingers on JD Vance's hands?
October 3, 2024 at 10:37 AM