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My two major hobbies are eating chicken wings and thinking I’m funnier than I am.
How does this mask literally look more normal and less like plastic than her actual face?
September 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
How does this mask literally look more normal and less like plastic than her actual face?
I guess they finally proved him wrong.
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I guess they finally proved him wrong.
Damn, Charlie Kirk will do anything to avoid having a real debate, huh?
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Damn, Charlie Kirk will do anything to avoid having a real debate, huh?
RFK Jr. is the only motherfucker I’ve ever known that has awake apnea.
September 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
RFK Jr. is the only motherfucker I’ve ever known that has awake apnea.
I’m pretty sure there are only three species of birds on this planet whose ass I couldn’t whip.
August 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m pretty sure there are only three species of birds on this planet whose ass I couldn’t whip.
No man is an island, but personally I am more comforted by the fact that no island is a man.
June 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
No man is an island, but personally I am more comforted by the fact that no island is a man.
Here you go, Democrats, I’ll give it to you for free. If you want to win now and for the next 100 years do the following:
1) establish universal healthcare.
2) forgive all student debt and make university free for all students.
3) stop paying enabling Israel’s ongoing genocide.
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1) establish universal healthcare.
2) forgive all student debt and make university free for all students.
3) stop paying enabling Israel’s ongoing genocide.
1/2
EXCLUSIVE: A top Democratic strategist has launched new policy research and messaging hub, called Searchlight, with a goal of pushing the party toward the most effective, broadly popular positions.
Dems are quietly forming a think tank to help them win again
Searchlight, a name inspired by the birthplace of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, comes at a precarious moment for a Democratic Party.
www.politico.com
June 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Here you go, Democrats, I’ll give it to you for free. If you want to win now and for the next 100 years do the following:
1) establish universal healthcare.
2) forgive all student debt and make university free for all students.
3) stop paying enabling Israel’s ongoing genocide.
1/2
1) establish universal healthcare.
2) forgive all student debt and make university free for all students.
3) stop paying enabling Israel’s ongoing genocide.
1/2
Protip to all you ice cream truck owners out there: maybe don’t use “Predator” brand generators to power your shit.
May 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Protip to all you ice cream truck owners out there: maybe don’t use “Predator” brand generators to power your shit.
I wish all former and current living presidents would follow Joe Biden’s shining example and also get cancer.
May 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I wish all former and current living presidents would follow Joe Biden’s shining example and also get cancer.
The thing about the bread and circus approach is that there should at least be some bread and circuses.
May 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The thing about the bread and circus approach is that there should at least be some bread and circuses.
I just can’t keep up with the news. I’m still working my way through the olds.
May 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I just can’t keep up with the news. I’m still working my way through the olds.
Wow, a milquetoast centrist with no aspirations for actual progress running against literal fascists?!
May 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Wow, a milquetoast centrist with no aspirations for actual progress running against literal fascists?!
The rallying cry of the soda supremacist? “Juice will not replace us.”
May 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The rallying cry of the soda supremacist? “Juice will not replace us.”
I bet RFK’s dick looks like something out of Lovecraft.
May 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I bet RFK’s dick looks like something out of Lovecraft.
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Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
May 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
The fact that JD Vance was one of the last people the pope saw before he died is kind of just proof that that there is no god.
April 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The fact that JD Vance was one of the last people the pope saw before he died is kind of just proof that that there is no god.
If I were the Pope, I’d also prefer to die before risking being exposed to JD Vance for a second time.
April 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If I were the Pope, I’d also prefer to die before risking being exposed to JD Vance for a second time.
Based on the state of the world currently I find it hard to believe that going to Jupiter would actually make things more stupider.
April 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Based on the state of the world currently I find it hard to believe that going to Jupiter would actually make things more stupider.
I hope Pizza Rat is doing okay. I wonder if he’s ever thinking about me at the same time that I’m thinking about him.
April 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I hope Pizza Rat is doing okay. I wonder if he’s ever thinking about me at the same time that I’m thinking about him.
Just found out that ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START is also the code for making a person cum.
April 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Just found out that ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START is also the code for making a person cum.
Holy fuck this is so cringe that I’M embarrassed and I had nothing to do with it.
THE song of 2025, courtesy of Rachel Maddow @maddow.msnbc.com, @indivisible515.bsky.social, Julie Andrews & Dick Van Dyke!
April 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Holy fuck this is so cringe that I’M embarrassed and I had nothing to do with it.
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