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Zachary Atticus
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social media editor for @hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social

tv story producer

idk man

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With 2025 soon coming to an end (and good riddance, dumpster fire!) let’s take a look back at some of the celebrity couples that started dating this year!
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
bury my bitchass at dawn
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
tbh you should be ashamed. you should lowk be shame’s only daughter
October 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
FUCK the rainforest, this just made the whole “A-intelligence” thing worth it. day=made :)
September 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
learning to speak Spanish so when I go to Japan I can at least be a little less embarrassed about not speaking the language
September 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
fun and okay thing to do while waiting in line at the CVS pharmacy: wait for an old person in front of you to tell them their date of birth and then go “DAMN!”
September 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Reposted by Zachary Atticus
"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see
September 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
me when i can’t brute force the boss on the first try “okay dark souls…”
September 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
cum chump
August 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Reposted by Zachary Atticus
July 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Theo was legitimately the coolest person in the world to me when I was a kid. Rest in peace, king.
July 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
free cocktail idea

the 49

just a 7 and 7 with thyme
July 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
me commenting on all my friends instagram posts apropos of nothing

“okay glow up! twas beauty that killed the beast!”
July 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
if i die young? bury my ass in satin

lay my dead ass down on a bed of roses
July 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
overflowing my kitchen sink until some treasure appears in the cabinet underneath
July 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
who gon be there

- me responding to a memorial service invite
June 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
might fuck around and unearth an ancient evil that i can’t hope to understand but DO hope to control
June 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
don’t count your chickens before they hatch? yeah right… like anything’s gonna happen to my precious eggs 🙄
June 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
*my ass running up to every person i see with a nosebleed”

you have to help me, PLEASE. my cat is stuck in an old willow TREE. use your powers PLEASE
June 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
ppl always be talking about shit i know nothing about 🙄
June 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
thank you walmart
May 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
when these new harry potter kids are so normal and well adjusted in 10 years let’s all pat ourselves on the back and say “good job “ :)
May 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
video games? to me? that’s when they tell you there’s 5 of something, you slowly discover there’s 8, and then there turns out to be 9
May 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
you guys will never guess the hot new toy that’s about to hit the market. i’ll give you just one word as a hint…

plastic ;)
May 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM