Zachary Clement
@zacharyclement.bsky.social
Data Science, Statistics. Boston. Latter-day Saint.
Disclosure: I currently work for CVS Health. All thoughts expressed are solely my own.
Disclosure: I currently work for CVS Health. All thoughts expressed are solely my own.
Saw a sign that said P Garage (parking garage) and I read it as “probability of a garage”. I think I need help
January 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Saw a sign that said P Garage (parking garage) and I read it as “probability of a garage”. I think I need help
Reposted by Zachary Clement
ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die!
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
December 30, 2024 at 1:50 PM
ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die!
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1
Reposted by Zachary Clement
here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
Thinking about some statisticians in the break room after a morning of calculating T statistics by hand, worried about computers taking over their jobs
I can’t even fully grasp the anti-AI fury on this site. Were math profs like this when statistical software first came out?
December 27, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Thinking about some statisticians in the break room after a morning of calculating T statistics by hand, worried about computers taking over their jobs
Standing at the kolache shop, thinking about how they wouldn’t be running out of all of their flavors if they just used a halfway decent forecasting algorithm
December 23, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Standing at the kolache shop, thinking about how they wouldn’t be running out of all of their flavors if they just used a halfway decent forecasting algorithm
Reposted by Zachary Clement
Vertical integration
December 16, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Vertical integration
The code behind the product:
sleep(3)
print(“That’s in the syllabus”)
sleep(3)
print(“That’s in the syllabus”)
Super excited to publicly launch "All Day TA" (http://www.alldayta.com), a product @joshgans.bsky.social and I have been working on with our team over the last year. Short version: if you teach in spring, you will want to use this! It's the future of higher education. A short thread: 1/x
December 15, 2024 at 3:00 AM
The code behind the product:
sleep(3)
print(“That’s in the syllabus”)
sleep(3)
print(“That’s in the syllabus”)
Overthinking of the day is trying to decide if “letting rolls double in size” means a doubling in radius or in volume
December 8, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Overthinking of the day is trying to decide if “letting rolls double in size” means a doubling in radius or in volume
Really insane to me that the people who run the GRE have presumably found that you can get more people to take the GRE if you just offer a $75 discount
November 30, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Really insane to me that the people who run the GRE have presumably found that you can get more people to take the GRE if you just offer a $75 discount
Can’t believe I didn’t learn about the Addams family until now, I feel like the term has enough pun mileage that it should have been used in at least 43 stars memes by now
link 📈🤖
On the Addams family of discrete frailty distributions for modelling multivariate case I interval-censored data () arXiv:2406.00804v1 Announce Type: new
Abstract: Random effect models for time-to-event data, also known as frailty models, provide a conceptually appealing way of quantifyin
On the Addams family of discrete frailty distributions for modelling multivariate case I interval-censored data () arXiv:2406.00804v1 Announce Type: new
Abstract: Random effect models for time-to-event data, also known as frailty models, provide a conceptually appealing way of quantifyin
November 29, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Can’t believe I didn’t learn about the Addams family until now, I feel like the term has enough pun mileage that it should have been used in at least 43 stars memes by now
Reposted by Zachary Clement
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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There's a lot of papers out there on optimal stopping but I think I've read enough.
November 26, 2024 at 1:59 PM
There's a lot of papers out there on optimal stopping but I think I've read enough.
The curse of chatGPT is that students can convince their parents, their professors, and even themselves that they’re doing well at college even though they spend most of their time playing video games. But the second they have to do real work in a job or upper level class, they’re helpless
November 24, 2024 at 3:07 AM
The curse of chatGPT is that students can convince their parents, their professors, and even themselves that they’re doing well at college even though they spend most of their time playing video games. But the second they have to do real work in a job or upper level class, they’re helpless
Rating of words I’m searching to use to find accounts to follow:
Xgboost: good
Difference in difference: bad, all people saying if something makes a difference
Logistic: bad, one post about regression, the rest about military
Nonparametric: good
Xgboost: good
Difference in difference: bad, all people saying if something makes a difference
Logistic: bad, one post about regression, the rest about military
Nonparametric: good
November 19, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Rating of words I’m searching to use to find accounts to follow:
Xgboost: good
Difference in difference: bad, all people saying if something makes a difference
Logistic: bad, one post about regression, the rest about military
Nonparametric: good
Xgboost: good
Difference in difference: bad, all people saying if something makes a difference
Logistic: bad, one post about regression, the rest about military
Nonparametric: good