Zach Hazard 🪨
@zachhazard.bsky.social
International Internet Funnyman, Aspiring voice actor, ½ of Fallout Multiplayer with Mikeburnfire, US Army Veteran (91F, GWOT 04-09).
He is very cute, yes
August 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
He is very cute, yes
SAT questions? In my Death Stranding?
IT’S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
IT’S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
July 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
SAT questions? In my Death Stranding?
IT’S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
IT’S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY, it's the Zach Hazard CHARITY STREAM! We're raising money with @gamersoutreach.org
to bring video games to kids in hospitals! Tomorrow at 6pm EST on www.twitch.tv/zach_hazard! BE THERE!!!
to bring video games to kids in hospitals! Tomorrow at 6pm EST on www.twitch.tv/zach_hazard! BE THERE!!!
June 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY, it's the Zach Hazard CHARITY STREAM! We're raising money with @gamersoutreach.org
to bring video games to kids in hospitals! Tomorrow at 6pm EST on www.twitch.tv/zach_hazard! BE THERE!!!
to bring video games to kids in hospitals! Tomorrow at 6pm EST on www.twitch.tv/zach_hazard! BE THERE!!!
3 days until I'll be raising money for charity for @gamersoutreach.org! They help provide gaming consoles to kids in hospitals, and I think it's a great cause! Check it out at twitch.tv/zach_hazard!
June 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
3 days until I'll be raising money for charity for @gamersoutreach.org! They help provide gaming consoles to kids in hospitals, and I think it's a great cause! Check it out at twitch.tv/zach_hazard!
In 4 days I'll be running a charity stream helping @gamersoutreach.org raise money to get games to kids in hospitals! Be sure to stop by at twitch.tv/zach_hazard and support if you can!
June 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In 4 days I'll be running a charity stream helping @gamersoutreach.org raise money to get games to kids in hospitals! Be sure to stop by at twitch.tv/zach_hazard and support if you can!
Not bad for watching a 2 minute Gordon Ramsey video on how to cook a steak on a stove, and also not having olive oil or garlic.
May 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Not bad for watching a 2 minute Gordon Ramsey video on how to cook a steak on a stove, and also not having olive oil or garlic.
I got an optic for the Swedish M/36 machine gun.
April 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I got an optic for the Swedish M/36 machine gun.
I’m so glad a chunk of a filling came out while I was flossing, because I had so much money and no idea how to get rid of it!
April 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’m so glad a chunk of a filling came out while I was flossing, because I had so much money and no idea how to get rid of it!
I miss the days of silly short wheelbase trucks. Someday, I hope I can get a Mitsubishi Delica.
April 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I miss the days of silly short wheelbase trucks. Someday, I hope I can get a Mitsubishi Delica.
Nevermind, I don’t want to play Duskblood anymore.
April 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Nevermind, I don’t want to play Duskblood anymore.
Bro they added a Garmin to my Legend of Zelda game
April 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Bro they added a Garmin to my Legend of Zelda game
I like that they made a game that’s basically a trip to a museum about the Nintendo switch 2.
April 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I like that they made a game that’s basically a trip to a museum about the Nintendo switch 2.
Discord been real quiet since Nintendo announced GameChat.
April 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Discord been real quiet since Nintendo announced GameChat.
There is a Moo-Moo riding a Honda Motocompo that is actually a boombox
April 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There is a Moo-Moo riding a Honda Motocompo that is actually a boombox
When you’re “yee haw partner” on the inside,
but you’re “En Garde, monsieur” on the outside.
but you’re “En Garde, monsieur” on the outside.
March 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
When you’re “yee haw partner” on the inside,
but you’re “En Garde, monsieur” on the outside.
but you’re “En Garde, monsieur” on the outside.
Flashback to the time I was doing pipeline survey and came across an alpaca who was very interested in what I was up to. I made him into a meme.
March 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Flashback to the time I was doing pipeline survey and came across an alpaca who was very interested in what I was up to. I made him into a meme.
Did I spend too long working on this image of a bumblebee for a 0.5 second bit in a video I'm working on?
MayBEE.
MayBEE.
March 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Did I spend too long working on this image of a bumblebee for a 0.5 second bit in a video I'm working on?
MayBEE.
MayBEE.
Me when I hear someone who doesn’t know I’m listening saying that I’m not a silly goose:
March 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Me when I hear someone who doesn’t know I’m listening saying that I’m not a silly goose:
Well, the bass pro shop pyramid is in the same state, but maybe too far away. Pligrimage requires sacrifice, however.
March 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Well, the bass pro shop pyramid is in the same state, but maybe too far away. Pligrimage requires sacrifice, however.
Fallout 4 rifles be like
February 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Fallout 4 rifles be like
I showed you my magic cocktail, plz respond
February 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I showed you my magic cocktail, plz respond
I spent the last 20 minutes of the Nightreign network test with a Black Knife dagger that somehow had Destined Death on it, screaming "Anime is real," and then got logged out right as Morgott showed up. What a fuckin run, I love this game.
February 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I spent the last 20 minutes of the Nightreign network test with a Black Knife dagger that somehow had Destined Death on it, screaming "Anime is real," and then got logged out right as Morgott showed up. What a fuckin run, I love this game.
>be me
>be porter
>get tired
>no rush, I'll take a nap
>3_hours_later.mp3
>dispatch is in a panic, wondering where I am
>lie and say I got hurt
>they send the Great Deliverer to get me
>he stuffs me in a garbage bag and puts toxic chiralium in my lap
>stops every 30m to grab more chiralium
>mfw
>be porter
>get tired
>no rush, I'll take a nap
>3_hours_later.mp3
>dispatch is in a panic, wondering where I am
>lie and say I got hurt
>they send the Great Deliverer to get me
>he stuffs me in a garbage bag and puts toxic chiralium in my lap
>stops every 30m to grab more chiralium
>mfw
February 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
>be me
>be porter
>get tired
>no rush, I'll take a nap
>3_hours_later.mp3
>dispatch is in a panic, wondering where I am
>lie and say I got hurt
>they send the Great Deliverer to get me
>he stuffs me in a garbage bag and puts toxic chiralium in my lap
>stops every 30m to grab more chiralium
>mfw
>be porter
>get tired
>no rush, I'll take a nap
>3_hours_later.mp3
>dispatch is in a panic, wondering where I am
>lie and say I got hurt
>they send the Great Deliverer to get me
>he stuffs me in a garbage bag and puts toxic chiralium in my lap
>stops every 30m to grab more chiralium
>mfw
Oh boy! I can’t wait to add another one to my collection!
February 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Oh boy! I can’t wait to add another one to my collection!
I like Death Stranding.
February 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I like Death Stranding.