Zach Hazard 🪨
@zachhazard.bsky.social
International Internet Funnyman, Aspiring voice actor, ½ of Fallout Multiplayer with Mikeburnfire, US Army Veteran (91F, GWOT 04-09).
I’ve been enjoying taking photos.
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I’ve been enjoying taking photos.
Yo holy shit, Kerfus’ cousin works at The Strat
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Yo holy shit, Kerfus’ cousin works at The Strat
The guy next to me at baggage claim moved his shoe and it made rubber_duck_squeak.mp3 I swear to god.
January 24, 2026 at 9:26 PM
The guy next to me at baggage claim moved his shoe and it made rubber_duck_squeak.mp3 I swear to god.
Holy shit, the Atomic Museum has a B-54 Special Atomic Demolition Munition. I didn’t know any were actually on public display.
January 19, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Holy shit, the Atomic Museum has a B-54 Special Atomic Demolition Munition. I didn’t know any were actually on public display.
On January 19, 2026, I Zach Hazard, became the first moron in human history who would return a rental car cleaner than he got it.
Truly a momentous day.
Truly a momentous day.
January 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
On January 19, 2026, I Zach Hazard, became the first moron in human history who would return a rental car cleaner than he got it.
Truly a momentous day.
Truly a momentous day.
There needs to be a “sleeptime” version of Adderall so that I don’t lie in bed until 6AM trying to sleep but my brain won’t shut the fuck up and keeps playing the same 3 seconds of a song over and over again.
January 18, 2026 at 3:55 PM
There needs to be a “sleeptime” version of Adderall so that I don’t lie in bed until 6AM trying to sleep but my brain won’t shut the fuck up and keeps playing the same 3 seconds of a song over and over again.
Man, that RE9 showcase DID NOT inspire confidence.
-Monster Hunter World weapon sharpening.
-REMEMBER CHAINSAWS FROM RE4?!?!
-Item crafting.
-REMEMBER BABY FROM RE8?!?!
-Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche Hamilton Watches Hamilton Watches Porsche Porsche
-spoils entire plot twist at 11:40
-Monster Hunter World weapon sharpening.
-REMEMBER CHAINSAWS FROM RE4?!?!
-Item crafting.
-REMEMBER BABY FROM RE8?!?!
-Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche Hamilton Watches Hamilton Watches Porsche Porsche
-spoils entire plot twist at 11:40
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Man, that RE9 showcase DID NOT inspire confidence.
-Monster Hunter World weapon sharpening.
-REMEMBER CHAINSAWS FROM RE4?!?!
-Item crafting.
-REMEMBER BABY FROM RE8?!?!
-Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche Hamilton Watches Hamilton Watches Porsche Porsche
-spoils entire plot twist at 11:40
-Monster Hunter World weapon sharpening.
-REMEMBER CHAINSAWS FROM RE4?!?!
-Item crafting.
-REMEMBER BABY FROM RE8?!?!
-Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche Hamilton Watches Hamilton Watches Porsche Porsche
-spoils entire plot twist at 11:40
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Announcing our first documentary 🙂🙌🇺🇦
This has been our project, from @devinsanluis.bsky.social POV, covering the work of rescue workes in Ukraine during russian assault of our cities.
All support to the channel and our future projects is highly appreciated.
Link gonna be below 👇🔗
This has been our project, from @devinsanluis.bsky.social POV, covering the work of rescue workes in Ukraine during russian assault of our cities.
All support to the channel and our future projects is highly appreciated.
Link gonna be below 👇🔗
January 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Announcing our first documentary 🙂🙌🇺🇦
This has been our project, from @devinsanluis.bsky.social POV, covering the work of rescue workes in Ukraine during russian assault of our cities.
All support to the channel and our future projects is highly appreciated.
Link gonna be below 👇🔗
This has been our project, from @devinsanluis.bsky.social POV, covering the work of rescue workes in Ukraine during russian assault of our cities.
All support to the channel and our future projects is highly appreciated.
Link gonna be below 👇🔗
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"gemini needs to feel safe and loved to generate quality output" we used to beat the shit out of office printers
January 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
"gemini needs to feel safe and loved to generate quality output" we used to beat the shit out of office printers
Tsuchinoko real
Huge assed Lamia (Tsuchinoko build.)
Tsuchinoko loves alchohol.
I normally hate drawing backgrounds but this one was fun.
#art #illustration #lamia #scalie #tsuchinoko
Tsuchinoko loves alchohol.
I normally hate drawing backgrounds but this one was fun.
#art #illustration #lamia #scalie #tsuchinoko
January 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Tsuchinoko real
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According to all the art on my fyp it’s Cammy’s birthday. So here’s some abandoned fanart.
#cammywhite #streetfighter
#cammywhite #streetfighter
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
According to all the art on my fyp it’s Cammy’s birthday. So here’s some abandoned fanart.
#cammywhite #streetfighter
#cammywhite #streetfighter
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happy new year.
I did a drawing.
I did a drawing.
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
happy new year.
I did a drawing.
I did a drawing.
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Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
Merry Chrysler TV-8, everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Merry Chrysler TV-8, everyone!
Oh boy, 3:30 AM. Better post a gun pic.
December 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Oh boy, 3:30 AM. Better post a gun pic.
You did not seriously think that a goober could contend with the will of Tylenol? There are none who can.
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You did not seriously think that a goober could contend with the will of Tylenol? There are none who can.
Today was a nice day.
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Today was a nice day.
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He is very cute, yes
August 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
He is very cute, yes
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August 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
YOOOOO LOOK AT THIS THING ITS SO COOL
August 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
YOOOOO LOOK AT THIS THING ITS SO COOL
*to the tune of Running in the 90’s*
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Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo!!!!!
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Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo!!!!!
July 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
*to the tune of Running in the 90’s*
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo!
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo!
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo!!!!!
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo!
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo!
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo!!!!!
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SAT questions? In my Death Stranding?
IT’S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
IT’S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
July 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
SAT questions? In my Death Stranding?
IT’S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
IT’S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
Thank you for the watermelon.
July 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Thank you for the watermelon.