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Zach Allen-Kelly @zachwallen.bsky.social · 11h

Also horse doesn't have anything to do with kings

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Zach Allen-Kelly @zachwallen.bsky.social · 14h

Purple probably made it too close to Sacramento

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Zach Allen-Kelly @zachwallen.bsky.social · 1d

Indiana Jones could have heard Smells Like Teen Spirit

Zach Allen-Kelly @zachwallen.bsky.social · 1d

This is a box score from our over 30 league (we're usually the Hartford)

Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 1d

This may be the statistical equivalent of a real-life Jagermeister hangover. #USL-C

Oakland Roots SC vs. Hartford Athletic Halftime Attacking Statistics.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

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Alison Gale @agale.bsky.social · 1d

Things are getting a bit clearer in the #NWSL playoff race but much is up in the air. Five teams can clinch playoff spots this weekend

Chart showing where each NWSL team can finish with three weeks remaining. Washington spirit can finish between 2nd and fifth. Gotham, Portland and Seattle can finish between 2nd and 10th. LA can finsh as high as 6th and Utah's best hope is finishing 8th.

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Zach Allen-Kelly @zachwallen.bsky.social · 1d

We were losing it in our seats at the insult to injury of getting kicked in the nuts with the ball and then having the other team march down and score directly afterword

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Zach Allen-Kelly @zachwallen.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera .

ALT: a man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera .

media.tenor.com

Zach Allen-Kelly @zachwallen.bsky.social · 1d

It's gonna be like a Janet Jackson concert every weekend. We're gonna play in a crater

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Zach Allen-Kelly @zachwallen.bsky.social · 1d

They better stay the hell out of Lynn

Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 1d

The UFL has announced new teams for spring 2026

-New, relocated teams:
Columbus Aviators
Louisville Kings
Orlando Storm

Rebranded teams:
- Dallas Renegades (not Arlington)
- Houston Gamblers (not Roughnecks)

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Zach Allen-Kelly @zachwallen.bsky.social · 1d

If they was the goal it probably would have been good to hire someone whose YouTube channel had more than 1/10 the subscribers of the 60 minutes channel

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Ian Gordon @idgordon.bsky.social · 2d

If you'd like to delight in a side-by-side comparison, here's Bari Weiss' reported note to CBS staffers (left) and the one I cooked up on ChatGPT with a quickly dashed-off prompt (right). Looking forward to hearing from you in the days and weeks ahead!

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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 3d

I ended up on swifty TikTok and the comments are absolutely killing me. "9th grade slam poetry", [a photo of boiled chicken], "album for cop wives", "If Taylor wrote this that's bad, if ChatGPT wrote this that's worse, and if Travis wrote this I'm actually kind of proud of him".

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Zach Allen-Kelly @zachwallen.bsky.social · 4d

Huge night! Huge soccer town!

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Zach Allen-Kelly @zachwallen.bsky.social · 5d

Never start a beef where you're the Drake

Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 5d

i think that beefing with someone who is 1. actually introspective and 2. actually cool is a mistake for Ms. Swift

That70sDrip 🏳️‍🌈 @that70sdrip.bsky.social · 5d

Peter what do you think about Always Romantic and her starting shit with Charli xcx

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 5d

i think that beefing with someone who is 1. actually introspective and 2. actually cool is a mistake for Ms. Swift

That70sDrip 🏳️‍🌈 @that70sdrip.bsky.social · 5d

Peter what do you think about Always Romantic and her starting shit with Charli xcx

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John Gramlich @johngramlich.bsky.social · 6d

% of US men under 30 who say legal sports betting is a *bad thing* for society

22% in 2022
47% in 2025

No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.

Americans increasingly see legal sports betting as a bad thing for society and sports

Today, 43% of U.S. adults say the fact that sports betting is now legal in much of the country is a bad thing for society, up from 34% in 2022.

www.pewresearch.org

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Zach Allen-Kelly @zachwallen.bsky.social · 6d

New Pod is up! We're riding high this week off two wins and a return to a playoff position for Racing. With only four games left we look at the wide range of possibilities for end of season NWSL standings. Also we rank some more kits.
www.vamosmorados.com/podcast

PODCAST | Vamos Morados

The Vamos Morados Podcast brought to you by the StateOfLouisville.com!

www.vamosmorados.com

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Turner @turnerhawkins.bsky.social · 12d

friend and cornerstone supporter of louisville's professional soccer teams @vamosmorados.bsky.social did his last show as a full time host of Soccer City Radio last night, and it was a really good episode. You should listen to it. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...