Zach Wolfe
@zachwolfelaw.bsky.social
Step on the gas and wipe that tear away . . .
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Zach Wolfe
@zachwolfelaw.bsky.social
· Jan 30
If the bit does not hit, you still must commit.
You don’t even need to speak Portuguese to love this
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
You don’t even need to speak Portuguese to love this
Reposted by Zach Wolfe
Once again, if the were truly terrible & everyone was Suffering From Inflation™️ as much as claimed since 2023, we simply would not keep observing "record traveling" & "record shopping" & all the other record levels-of-things-in-the-economy metrics that we keep observing:
bsky.app/profile/mcop...
bsky.app/profile/mcop...
A record number of people are expected to travel within the U.S. for the holiday, according to AAA. Here are some weather and traffic factors to keep in mind.
Hitting the road for Thanksgiving? Here's the best time to go
A record number of people are expected to travel within the U.S. for the holiday, according to AAA. Here are some weather and traffic factors to keep in mind.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Once again, if the were truly terrible & everyone was Suffering From Inflation™️ as much as claimed since 2023, we simply would not keep observing "record traveling" & "record shopping" & all the other record levels-of-things-in-the-economy metrics that we keep observing:
bsky.app/profile/mcop...
bsky.app/profile/mcop...
If Trump could drive it would be time to take the car keys away.
Trump is melting down over a documented report showing his 39% physical decline. Instead of addressing his failing stamina, he viciously targeted a female journalist. This is a pathetic display of fragile masculinity from an unfit leader.
Trump, 79, Completely Loses It Over Report About His Physical Decline
The president reacted furiously to the story about him showing signs of fatigue and losing his stamina.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If Trump could drive it would be time to take the car keys away.
Reposted by Zach Wolfe
The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
BREAKING:
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
Reposted by Zach Wolfe
It says a lot about our country that the FBI had no interest in interviewing Brett Kavanaugh but wants to talk to Mark Kelly.
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It says a lot about our country that the FBI had no interest in interviewing Brett Kavanaugh but wants to talk to Mark Kelly.
What is yours?
realizing I have a consistent holiday persona and it’s “worried we don’t have enough butter, should I go back to the store?”
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What is yours?
Not bad for airport pizza
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not bad for airport pizza
My take on the last time Buc-ee’s was in the news for a questionable trademark infringement claim
#Bucees
fiveminutelaw.com/2018/05/21/t...
#Bucees
fiveminutelaw.com/2018/05/21/t...
Lessons from the Buc-ee's Trademark Lawsuit | Zach Wolfe Law Firm
When is an alligator really a beaver?
fiveminutelaw.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My take on the last time Buc-ee’s was in the news for a questionable trademark infringement claim
#Bucees
fiveminutelaw.com/2018/05/21/t...
#Bucees
fiveminutelaw.com/2018/05/21/t...
Turning your orbit around 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Turning your orbit around 🎶
Reposted by Zach Wolfe
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Reposted by Zach Wolfe
Secretary of State Marco Rubio reportedly revealed the disastrous 28-point peace plan for Ukraine is really just Russia’s “wish list”—and not a U.S. plan at all.
It suddenly makes so much more sense why the plan appeared to be translated from Russian! trib.al/GXZMjlE
It suddenly makes so much more sense why the plan appeared to be translated from Russian! trib.al/GXZMjlE
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Secretary of State Marco Rubio reportedly revealed the disastrous 28-point peace plan for Ukraine is really just Russia’s “wish list”—and not a U.S. plan at all.
It suddenly makes so much more sense why the plan appeared to be translated from Russian! trib.al/GXZMjlE
It suddenly makes so much more sense why the plan appeared to be translated from Russian! trib.al/GXZMjlE
Monday morning workout: Strict head-to-ceiling chin-ups.
#ChinUps #MondayMotivation #HungryLikeZachWolfe
#ChinUps #MondayMotivation #HungryLikeZachWolfe
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Monday morning workout: Strict head-to-ceiling chin-ups.
#ChinUps #MondayMotivation #HungryLikeZachWolfe
#ChinUps #MondayMotivation #HungryLikeZachWolfe
Reposted by Zach Wolfe
Turns out Originalism didn’t start as a reaction to the Warren Court or Brown but as a tool to argue the 15th Amendment was either invalid or didn’t apply to the states. Here’s the real birth story of the doctrine (discovered by a real historian): www.dorfonlaw.org/2025/11/orig...
Originalism's Racist Birth and Subsequent Death
A few weeks ago at the Federalist Society National Convention, Judge Patrick Bumatay of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit decla...
www.dorfonlaw.org
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Turns out Originalism didn’t start as a reaction to the Warren Court or Brown but as a tool to argue the 15th Amendment was either invalid or didn’t apply to the states. Here’s the real birth story of the doctrine (discovered by a real historian): www.dorfonlaw.org/2025/11/orig...
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
AUBREY!!!!!!
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November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
AUBREY!!!!!!
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Just pound it four times, Cowboys. WTF?
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Just pound it four times, Cowboys. WTF?
Mrs zachwolfelaw just called me and asked what size turkey I think we need.
This woman has been married to me over 25 years and thinks I know the poundage of the turkey we need.
🦃
This woman has been married to me over 25 years and thinks I know the poundage of the turkey we need.
🦃
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Mrs zachwolfelaw just called me and asked what size turkey I think we need.
This woman has been married to me over 25 years and thinks I know the poundage of the turkey we need.
🦃
This woman has been married to me over 25 years and thinks I know the poundage of the turkey we need.
🦃
I bought a ticket to the woh-oh-orld 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I bought a ticket to the woh-oh-orld 🎶
I still got it, y’all.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I still got it, y’all.
Public art is my passion.
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Public art is my passion.
I hear this symphony ain’t bad.
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I hear this symphony ain’t bad.