Zach Wolfe
@zachwolfelaw.bsky.social
Step on the gas and wipe that tear away . . .
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Zach Wolfe
@zachwolfelaw.bsky.social
· Jan 30
If the bit does not hit, you still must commit.
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It says a lot about our country that the FBI had no interest in interviewing Brett Kavanaugh but wants to talk to Mark Kelly.
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It says a lot about our country that the FBI had no interest in interviewing Brett Kavanaugh but wants to talk to Mark Kelly.
What is yours?
realizing I have a consistent holiday persona and it’s “worried we don’t have enough butter, should I go back to the store?”
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What is yours?
Not bad for airport pizza
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not bad for airport pizza
My take on the last time Buc-ee’s was in the news for a questionable trademark infringement claim
#Bucees
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#Bucees
fiveminutelaw.com/2018/05/21/t...
Lessons from the Buc-ee's Trademark Lawsuit | Zach Wolfe Law Firm
When is an alligator really a beaver?
fiveminutelaw.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My take on the last time Buc-ee’s was in the news for a questionable trademark infringement claim
#Bucees
fiveminutelaw.com/2018/05/21/t...
#Bucees
fiveminutelaw.com/2018/05/21/t...
Turning your orbit around 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Turning your orbit around 🎶
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BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Secretary of State Marco Rubio reportedly revealed the disastrous 28-point peace plan for Ukraine is really just Russia’s “wish list”—and not a U.S. plan at all.
It suddenly makes so much more sense why the plan appeared to be translated from Russian! trib.al/GXZMjlE
It suddenly makes so much more sense why the plan appeared to be translated from Russian! trib.al/GXZMjlE
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Secretary of State Marco Rubio reportedly revealed the disastrous 28-point peace plan for Ukraine is really just Russia’s “wish list”—and not a U.S. plan at all.
It suddenly makes so much more sense why the plan appeared to be translated from Russian! trib.al/GXZMjlE
It suddenly makes so much more sense why the plan appeared to be translated from Russian! trib.al/GXZMjlE
Monday morning workout: Strict head-to-ceiling chin-ups.
#ChinUps #MondayMotivation #HungryLikeZachWolfe
#ChinUps #MondayMotivation #HungryLikeZachWolfe
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Monday morning workout: Strict head-to-ceiling chin-ups.
#ChinUps #MondayMotivation #HungryLikeZachWolfe
#ChinUps #MondayMotivation #HungryLikeZachWolfe
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Turns out Originalism didn’t start as a reaction to the Warren Court or Brown but as a tool to argue the 15th Amendment was either invalid or didn’t apply to the states. Here’s the real birth story of the doctrine (discovered by a real historian): www.dorfonlaw.org/2025/11/orig...
Originalism's Racist Birth and Subsequent Death
A few weeks ago at the Federalist Society National Convention, Judge Patrick Bumatay of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit decla...
www.dorfonlaw.org
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Turns out Originalism didn’t start as a reaction to the Warren Court or Brown but as a tool to argue the 15th Amendment was either invalid or didn’t apply to the states. Here’s the real birth story of the doctrine (discovered by a real historian): www.dorfonlaw.org/2025/11/orig...
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
AUBREY!!!!!!
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November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
AUBREY!!!!!!
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Just pound it four times, Cowboys. WTF?
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Just pound it four times, Cowboys. WTF?
Mrs zachwolfelaw just called me and asked what size turkey I think we need.
This woman has been married to me over 25 years and thinks I know the poundage of the turkey we need.
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This woman has been married to me over 25 years and thinks I know the poundage of the turkey we need.
🦃
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Mrs zachwolfelaw just called me and asked what size turkey I think we need.
This woman has been married to me over 25 years and thinks I know the poundage of the turkey we need.
🦃
This woman has been married to me over 25 years and thinks I know the poundage of the turkey we need.
🦃
I bought a ticket to the woh-oh-orld 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I bought a ticket to the woh-oh-orld 🎶
I still got it, y’all.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I still got it, y’all.
Public art is my passion.
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Public art is my passion.
I hear this symphony ain’t bad.
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I hear this symphony ain’t bad.
Combining Travis County with East Texas is quite a choice.
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Combining Travis County with East Texas is quite a choice.
Where am I going? (wrong answers only)
📸 Eric Wolfe
📸 Eric Wolfe
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Where am I going? (wrong answers only)
📸 Eric Wolfe
📸 Eric Wolfe
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In the latest episode of @dividedargument.bsky.social argument, they discuss the perennial issue of the first-time SCOTUS advocate, and what obligations you have as the non-SCOTUS bumpkin to your client to tell them a member of the SCOTUS bar is volunteering to argue /1
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
In the latest episode of @dividedargument.bsky.social argument, they discuss the perennial issue of the first-time SCOTUS advocate, and what obligations you have as the non-SCOTUS bumpkin to your client to tell them a member of the SCOTUS bar is volunteering to argue /1
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As someone who has dealt on several sides of that, some thoughts.
1) the client’s interests are paramount. I don’t know what the formal ethical answer is, but the right answer is that the client must be told, must be given a fair account of the pluses and minuses, and must choose /2
1) the client’s interests are paramount. I don’t know what the formal ethical answer is, but the right answer is that the client must be told, must be given a fair account of the pluses and minuses, and must choose /2
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
As someone who has dealt on several sides of that, some thoughts.
1) the client’s interests are paramount. I don’t know what the formal ethical answer is, but the right answer is that the client must be told, must be given a fair account of the pluses and minuses, and must choose /2
1) the client’s interests are paramount. I don’t know what the formal ethical answer is, but the right answer is that the client must be told, must be given a fair account of the pluses and minuses, and must choose /2