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potato soup enjoyer.
sassy shoota.
please don't tell my employer i'm on here.
sassy shoota.
please don't tell my employer i'm on here.
imagining two guys sitting next to each other
Guy 1: Was hat er gerade gesagt?
Guy 2: すいません、私はドイツ語を話しません。
Guy 1: Was hat er gerade gesagt?
Guy 2: すいません、私はドイツ語を話しません。
Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
January 21, 2026 at 9:54 PM
imagining two guys sitting next to each other
Guy 1: Was hat er gerade gesagt?
Guy 2: すいません、私はドイツ語を話しません。
Guy 1: Was hat er gerade gesagt?
Guy 2: すいません、私はドイツ語を話しません。
whenever i wait at a bus/train stop and the door stops perfectly in front of me, that's the driver telling me we're best homies
January 21, 2026 at 4:35 PM
whenever i wait at a bus/train stop and the door stops perfectly in front of me, that's the driver telling me we're best homies
everyone is feeling disappointed with the AF1 thing, but I'm personally hoping for may 5th
January 21, 2026 at 4:27 PM
everyone is feeling disappointed with the AF1 thing, but I'm personally hoping for may 5th
after reading the text charlie kirk sent to candace owens, I'm convinced he did the naruto run in his backyard on more than one occasion
January 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
after reading the text charlie kirk sent to candace owens, I'm convinced he did the naruto run in his backyard on more than one occasion
USB dongles are about to get wild
This is it. This is The Great Filter. We've created Sexy Barista Is Super Interested in Watching You Solo Game (SBISIIWYS).
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
USB dongles are about to get wild
now when a comment is full of basic grammar and spelling mistakes, at least I know it's not an LLM
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 PM
now when a comment is full of basic grammar and spelling mistakes, at least I know it's not an LLM
drinking bacon grease to lubricate my intestines, but my metabolism doesn't seem to be speeding up at all
January 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
drinking bacon grease to lubricate my intestines, but my metabolism doesn't seem to be speeding up at all
they should invent food that tastes good and had zero calories
January 14, 2026 at 1:10 AM
they should invent food that tastes good and had zero calories
January 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
[on a guided tour in Belgrade]
me: "so this is where the vulcans are from?"
tour guide: "for the last time, no. You're confusing the word vulcan with..."
me pointing at Pobednik: "and this must be dedicated to pon farr"
the tour guide begins to strangle me
me: "so this is where the vulcans are from?"
tour guide: "for the last time, no. You're confusing the word vulcan with..."
me pointing at Pobednik: "and this must be dedicated to pon farr"
the tour guide begins to strangle me
January 8, 2026 at 2:02 PM
[on a guided tour in Belgrade]
me: "so this is where the vulcans are from?"
tour guide: "for the last time, no. You're confusing the word vulcan with..."
me pointing at Pobednik: "and this must be dedicated to pon farr"
the tour guide begins to strangle me
me: "so this is where the vulcans are from?"
tour guide: "for the last time, no. You're confusing the word vulcan with..."
me pointing at Pobednik: "and this must be dedicated to pon farr"
the tour guide begins to strangle me
youtube doesn't let you rewind ads. I don't think it's because they know everyone hates them. It's because some of those ads are really weird and yt is embarrassed.
January 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
youtube doesn't let you rewind ads. I don't think it's because they know everyone hates them. It's because some of those ads are really weird and yt is embarrassed.
adam smith is a guy who once admitted that biden only ran to stop bernie from winning.
the same guy who called protestors at his townhall "pro-Palestinian extremists"
adamsmith.house.gov/news/press-r...
now he's complaining about trump invading a country, and his top 3 donors exist for war.
the same guy who called protestors at his townhall "pro-Palestinian extremists"
adamsmith.house.gov/news/press-r...
now he's complaining about trump invading a country, and his top 3 donors exist for war.
January 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
adam smith is a guy who once admitted that biden only ran to stop bernie from winning.
the same guy who called protestors at his townhall "pro-Palestinian extremists"
adamsmith.house.gov/news/press-r...
now he's complaining about trump invading a country, and his top 3 donors exist for war.
the same guy who called protestors at his townhall "pro-Palestinian extremists"
adamsmith.house.gov/news/press-r...
now he's complaining about trump invading a country, and his top 3 donors exist for war.
i know it's generally bad to make fun of anyone trying to improve themselves, but why does crossfit have to make it so difficult not to laugh by putting out this kind of video?
youtu.be/p7j02V1fIzU
youtu.be/p7j02V1fIzU
The Hollow Rock
YouTube video by CrossFit
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
i know it's generally bad to make fun of anyone trying to improve themselves, but why does crossfit have to make it so difficult not to laugh by putting out this kind of video?
youtu.be/p7j02V1fIzU
youtu.be/p7j02V1fIzU
unrelated to Venezuela
January 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
unrelated to Venezuela
if life has you pressed, watch Chris Bosh and the Miami Heat reenact the Martin opening
youtu.be/n2YjydaVkNs
youtu.be/n2YjydaVkNs
Martin Opening Theme
YouTube video by C B
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
if life has you pressed, watch Chris Bosh and the Miami Heat reenact the Martin opening
youtu.be/n2YjydaVkNs
youtu.be/n2YjydaVkNs
has anyone ever referred to straight white guys complaining about trans kids in sports as having a cissy fit, because that's what i want to call it.
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
has anyone ever referred to straight white guys complaining about trans kids in sports as having a cissy fit, because that's what i want to call it.
i'm surprised that an organization, which has no qualms with slavery, would award a peace prize to an authoritarian that regularly murders innocent people in other countries
January 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
i'm surprised that an organization, which has no qualms with slavery, would award a peace prize to an authoritarian that regularly murders innocent people in other countries
If you still haven't done it this year, there's still time to comment "who is listening to this in 2026?" on youtube videos
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
If you still haven't done it this year, there's still time to comment "who is listening to this in 2026?" on youtube videos
milkk the shocker
January 2, 2026 at 11:14 AM
milkk the shocker
get outta here January! Nobody likes you!
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
get outta here January! Nobody likes you!
how many charging cycles can a green lantern ring go through before battery degradation becomes noticeable?
December 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
how many charging cycles can a green lantern ring go through before battery degradation becomes noticeable?
you know whoever named them centipedes didn't have OCD, because they woulda counted them thangs
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
you know whoever named them centipedes didn't have OCD, because they woulda counted them thangs
flies are constantly going in circles like they got lost in your room how embarrassing for them
December 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
flies are constantly going in circles like they got lost in your room how embarrassing for them
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!
Today we celebrate the invention of capitalism, created by Jesus in the year 0.
Today we celebrate the invention of capitalism, created by Jesus in the year 0.
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!
Today we celebrate the invention of capitalism, created by Jesus in the year 0.
Today we celebrate the invention of capitalism, created by Jesus in the year 0.