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Jessie
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🧙🏻‍♀️ Senior Game Engine Witch at Frostbite 👩🏼‍💻 Seattleite 🌧️ she/her 🏳️‍🌈 thoughts are my own 💖 @zaheelee on everything
That would be the logical route, but instead they went with the baffling theme of “this con man says the masses won’t accept anything but the con, and it turns out he was RIGHT”
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Pondering Her
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
A perfect film
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I think their efforts to keep it “family friendly” really ruined every chance they had of *saying something*. Everything felt floaty and toothless, with nearly no earned plot beats
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I don’t think that applies: Mary Sues are good at things
December 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“I’m a blonde woman with pink Gucci stilettos and terrible taste in men…”
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“My name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way…”
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ed, believe me when I tell you this is so much worse than that. This shit doesn’t even pass the bar I judge fanfic on
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m convinced she has never spoken to an editor in her life
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
She couldn’t seem to make up her mind about whether to write in the past or present tense and it’s all I can see. Has she ever, at any point, worked with an editor???
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Great review! I appreciate the added context about Italian cinema, it’s an area I know little about
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Fudge loves attention and loves when I squeeze her tight and give her head little kisses
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
HELL YEAH
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
There’s a new Wiccan book?!?!?!?
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
praying for you
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“So I asked ChatGPT…”
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Nooooooo!!!!!!! The revenge of the holidays
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
on the flip side, at least one of them's gotta be named Jolene [literally any color], right?
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I have resisted for YEARS, but I am at my WITS! END!
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM