Jessie
@zaheelee.bsky.social
🧙🏻♀️ Senior Game Engine Witch at Frostbite 👩🏼💻 Seattleite 🌧️ she/her 🏳️🌈 thoughts are my own 💖 @zaheelee on everything
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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For proof, a friend who sat in on that interaction thought it was so batshit he had this made for me
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 AM
For proof, a friend who sat in on that interaction thought it was so batshit he had this made for me
IT DIDN’T WORK
my sinuses have decided to betray me, and I am considering drastic action (eating a teaspoon of grated horseradish in the hopes of burning out all of my blood vessels)
January 29, 2026 at 8:52 AM
IT DIDN’T WORK
my sinuses have decided to betray me, and I am considering drastic action (eating a teaspoon of grated horseradish in the hopes of burning out all of my blood vessels)
January 29, 2026 at 8:12 AM
my sinuses have decided to betray me, and I am considering drastic action (eating a teaspoon of grated horseradish in the hopes of burning out all of my blood vessels)
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30s is better for fandom because now you have big girl money to spend on your stupid waifus
my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
January 28, 2026 at 6:26 PM
30s is better for fandom because now you have big girl money to spend on your stupid waifus
The world exists to ruin your manicure, but mine survives INTACT
January 28, 2026 at 9:43 AM
The world exists to ruin your manicure, but mine survives INTACT
High Potential continues to be a shining example of network procedural TV. ABC’s got something in the water the past few years
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 AM
High Potential continues to be a shining example of network procedural TV. ABC’s got something in the water the past few years
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“Are the arts important?” Humanity practiced them long before they had use for science and will practice them long after math is gone. Is the dawn important? Is dusk?
January 28, 2026 at 2:14 AM
“Are the arts important?” Humanity practiced them long before they had use for science and will practice them long after math is gone. Is the dawn important? Is dusk?
Nothing like the anxiety of waiting for RSVPs to a party invite you’ve made. Someone take my phone from me.
January 28, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Nothing like the anxiety of waiting for RSVPs to a party invite you’ve made. Someone take my phone from me.
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A fun thing about everyone being furious but also (mostly) too smart to fedpost is that the TL is full of statements like “Evil is bad.” or “Sometimes actions are justified.”, a weird kind of poetry.
January 25, 2026 at 3:04 AM
A fun thing about everyone being furious but also (mostly) too smart to fedpost is that the TL is full of statements like “Evil is bad.” or “Sometimes actions are justified.”, a weird kind of poetry.
it may be cold outside, but at least I have udon to keep me warm
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 AM
it may be cold outside, but at least I have udon to keep me warm
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Hell is, in fact, too good for these people, but we must be generous.
January 25, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Hell is, in fact, too good for these people, but we must be generous.
The world is brutal but my high school students are bright, enthusiastic people with a remarkable capacity to learn and grow. This is what I cling to on days like these.
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The world is brutal but my high school students are bright, enthusiastic people with a remarkable capacity to learn and grow. This is what I cling to on days like these.
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There is truly no better smell than fresh baking bread
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 AM
There is truly no better smell than fresh baking bread
The first time I ever nearly rolled a loaf of sandwich bread and it’s a stuffed cinnamon sugar loaf. Nearly every one of my attempts look like the one on the right (normal bread dough), but maybe I’ve unlocked some skill here?
January 22, 2026 at 6:21 AM
The first time I ever nearly rolled a loaf of sandwich bread and it’s a stuffed cinnamon sugar loaf. Nearly every one of my attempts look like the one on the right (normal bread dough), but maybe I’ve unlocked some skill here?
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I genuinely don't understand why romance isn't a staple included in every rpg purely for the business aspect alone. I know it's a smaller demographic maybe that likes them but it's a demographic that contributes disproportionately high amounts of hype and fan creations.
October 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I genuinely don't understand why romance isn't a staple included in every rpg purely for the business aspect alone. I know it's a smaller demographic maybe that likes them but it's a demographic that contributes disproportionately high amounts of hype and fan creations.
My cooking skills DON’T QUIT
January 21, 2026 at 5:16 AM
My cooking skills DON’T QUIT
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Ingrid from Fire Emblem 3 houses
January 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Ingrid from Fire Emblem 3 houses
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I’m not very sportsy, but it’s fun when the Seahawks are doing well. Fireworks in the neighborhood right now 😂
January 18, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I’m not very sportsy, but it’s fun when the Seahawks are doing well. Fireworks in the neighborhood right now 😂
I love living in a city that is good at football
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I love living in a city that is good at football