zakkman.bsky.social
@zakkman.bsky.social
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it’s New Year’s Eve
not New Year’s Steve

kiss a girl tonight
December 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
@mementomorty.bsky.social I need a ruling on this one.
the pickle lobby must be stopped
December 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
What a year. Got a puppy in April and swore I would never again 2 days later. Put an old dog to sleep in Nov. Got another puppy for the puppy yesterday. Read 75 books. Lost 40lbs. Got fucked at worked. Watched the country deteriorate. Had multiple car issues. Watched my children grow. So it goes.
December 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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This is cute.
even if you have to work over the weekend, hope you find a way to make it enjoyable
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Ah yes, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, your holiday reminder that it’s only okay to be different if you are useful.
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Me, every time.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
@sayahbayahboo.bsky.social Everywhere I look I am reminded of you.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Now that I have a teenage daughter I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how the mother-daughter arguing trope was created. It seems SO unrealistic to me.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I have only had this headache for five days now. At this point I wish it would go away or that I would stroke out.
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
What does it say about our country when Karl Rove and Tucker Carlson are concerned about this administration taking away our rights?

Reminds me of my favorite quote from Game Change: “When you lose the moral high ground to Dick Cheney…it’s time to rethink your entire life.”
September 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My favorite is when try to do something nice for the family and are met with nothing but crabby attitudes from everyone.
September 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Please listen to “Angel” as you look at this poor soul. In tragic news, his dinner was 5 minutes late. Please keep him in your thoughts during his trying time.
September 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
September 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It’s amazing how many 80’s songs I know, can sing along with, yet couldn’t tell you the name of if my life depended on it.
September 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
@mementomorty.bsky.social @deonthebluesky.bsky.social @rningscissors.bsky.social
I spent yesterday in the ED. While you three weren’t my care team I just wanted to take a moment to say you guys fucking rock. Nurses make the world go round. In case nobody else says it today, I appreciate you.
September 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
September 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
As we head into what I think will be a terrible flu season because of the morons running this country, please remember the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer. It’s the taste.
September 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
August 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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August 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
They are putting fiber internet in our neighborhood this week. I called to place the order and the sales guy asks what we use the internet for. I couldn’t help it. “We download a lot of porn, especially my twelve year old!”
August 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM