Zane Simon
@zanesimon.bsky.social
Writer/Editor, PNW. Find me on Substack. Face-punch history buff & host of the MMA Vivisection. I also like movies.
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BLACKER THAN THE NIGHT is fine, but not notable. boxd.it/bYxkup
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
BLACKER THAN THE NIGHT is fine, but not notable. boxd.it/bYxkup
POISON FOR THE FAERIES is a unique horror movie that’s bigger on style than scares. boxd.it/bXJTyL
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
POISON FOR THE FAERIES is a unique horror movie that’s bigger on style than scares. boxd.it/bXJTyL
SAVAGE STREETS should be a lot more fun than it is. boxd.it/bWTQOn
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
SAVAGE STREETS should be a lot more fun than it is. boxd.it/bWTQOn
A work in progress.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A work in progress.
THE BIG FIX is another solid shabby 70s detective movie. boxd.it/bWfELB
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 AM
THE BIG FIX is another solid shabby 70s detective movie. boxd.it/bWfELB
Poison for the Fairies came with Blacker than the Night, so I’ll watch that too.
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Poison for the Fairies came with Blacker than the Night, so I’ll watch that too.
This Week’s Movies
Poison for the Fairies
The River
Savage Streets
The Big Fix
Poison for the Fairies
The River
Savage Streets
The Big Fix
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
This Week’s Movies
Poison for the Fairies
The River
Savage Streets
The Big Fix
Poison for the Fairies
The River
Savage Streets
The Big Fix
SHERLOCK HOUND is boring kids’ content. boxd.it/bUX7s7
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
SHERLOCK HOUND is boring kids’ content. boxd.it/bUX7s7
ONCE A THIEF is mid-tier John Woo… so still pretty fun when it’s clicking. boxd.it/bTRekX
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
ONCE A THIEF is mid-tier John Woo… so still pretty fun when it’s clicking. boxd.it/bTRekX
THE PINCHCLIFFE GRAND PRIX is cinematic art. boxd.it/bT65aF
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
THE PINCHCLIFFE GRAND PRIX is cinematic art. boxd.it/bT65aF
FUNNY GIRL is a great music but a mediocre bio pic. boxd.it/bShKc1
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
FUNNY GIRL is a great music but a mediocre bio pic. boxd.it/bShKc1
Might just become a PORCO ROSSO truther. boxd.it/bREjS7
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Might just become a PORCO ROSSO truther. boxd.it/bREjS7
Just bought the new Lego Enterprise kit in one of the most normcore moments of my entire life.
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Just bought the new Lego Enterprise kit in one of the most normcore moments of my entire life.
TIN MEN is a great dramedy about the American dream.
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
TIN MEN is a great dramedy about the American dream.
Also rented The Pinchcliffe Grand Prix and Sherlock Hound to nourish my inner child.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Also rented The Pinchcliffe Grand Prix and Sherlock Hound to nourish my inner child.
This Week’s Movies
Tin Men
Porco Rosso
Once a Thief
Funny Girl
Tin Men
Porco Rosso
Once a Thief
Funny Girl
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This Week’s Movies
Tin Men
Porco Rosso
Once a Thief
Funny Girl
Tin Men
Porco Rosso
Once a Thief
Funny Girl
Not a movie anyone knows, but Malpertuis is in part about a dude falling in love with Medusa.
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Not a movie anyone knows, but Malpertuis is in part about a dude falling in love with Medusa.
PORTRAIT OF JASON is an interesting time capsule, but also a bit much. boxd.it/bP8zsH
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
PORTRAIT OF JASON is an interesting time capsule, but also a bit much. boxd.it/bP8zsH
IDIOCRACY is good satire, but bad movie. boxd.it/bOk5YX
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
IDIOCRACY is good satire, but bad movie. boxd.it/bOk5YX
MAN ON A SWING is an interesting treatment of a normal crime. boxd.it/bOhAOD
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
MAN ON A SWING is an interesting treatment of a normal crime. boxd.it/bOhAOD
TRUE LIES is another mid career Arnie banger. boxd.it/bNv2Cx
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
TRUE LIES is another mid career Arnie banger. boxd.it/bNv2Cx
ALIEN PRIVATE EYE feels like a feature length Garth Marenghi film, played straight. boxd.it/bNucxv
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
ALIEN PRIVATE EYE feels like a feature length Garth Marenghi film, played straight. boxd.it/bNucxv
THE SENTINEL is easy to watch despite terrible writing. boxd.it/bM5mdB
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
THE SENTINEL is easy to watch despite terrible writing. boxd.it/bM5mdB
Also rented Alien Private Eye. Been wanting to see it for a hot minute.
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Also rented Alien Private Eye. Been wanting to see it for a hot minute.