Zane Simon
@zanesimon.bsky.social
Writer/Editor, PNW. Find me on Substack. Face-punch history buff & host of the MMA Vivisection. I also like movies.
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BLACKER THAN THE NIGHT is fine, but not notable. boxd.it/bYxkup
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
BLACKER THAN THE NIGHT is fine, but not notable. boxd.it/bYxkup
POISON FOR THE FAERIES is a unique horror movie that’s bigger on style than scares. boxd.it/bXJTyL
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
POISON FOR THE FAERIES is a unique horror movie that’s bigger on style than scares. boxd.it/bXJTyL
Like watching bebop fight rocksteady.
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Like watching bebop fight rocksteady.
It’s a tragedy, because the 80s exploitation vibes are perfect. But the actual content is pretty dull.
December 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It’s a tragedy, because the 80s exploitation vibes are perfect. But the actual content is pretty dull.
SAVAGE STREETS should be a lot more fun than it is. boxd.it/bWTQOn
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
SAVAGE STREETS should be a lot more fun than it is. boxd.it/bWTQOn
THE BIG FIX is another solid shabby 70s detective movie. boxd.it/bWfELB
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 AM
THE BIG FIX is another solid shabby 70s detective movie. boxd.it/bWfELB
Love that album so much.
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Love that album so much.
Reposted by Zane Simon
Yours reminded me of this one: www.theonion.com/man-dies-aft...
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
ROANOKE, VA—Local claims adjuster David Seaborne, a devoted husband and father of three, died Tuesday at the age of 37 following a long and painful personal battle with a 512-pound eastern lowland gor...
www.theonion.com
May 19, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Yours reminded me of this one: www.theonion.com/man-dies-aft...
Poison for the Fairies came with Blacker than the Night, so I’ll watch that too.
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Poison for the Fairies came with Blacker than the Night, so I’ll watch that too.
I think that was probably a Phil Mackenzie tweet, but I'll take credit for it.
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I think that was probably a Phil Mackenzie tweet, but I'll take credit for it.
Reposted by Zane Simon
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
It's definitely the common parlance of younger millennials and all generations below.
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's definitely the common parlance of younger millennials and all generations below.
SHERLOCK HOUND is boring kids’ content. boxd.it/bUX7s7
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
SHERLOCK HOUND is boring kids’ content. boxd.it/bUX7s7
ONCE A THIEF is mid-tier John Woo… so still pretty fun when it’s clicking. boxd.it/bTRekX
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
ONCE A THIEF is mid-tier John Woo… so still pretty fun when it’s clicking. boxd.it/bTRekX
THE PINCHCLIFFE GRAND PRIX is cinematic art. boxd.it/bT65aF
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
THE PINCHCLIFFE GRAND PRIX is cinematic art. boxd.it/bT65aF
FUNNY GIRL is a great music but a mediocre bio pic. boxd.it/bShKc1
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
FUNNY GIRL is a great music but a mediocre bio pic. boxd.it/bShKc1