Zapediah J. Actionsdower
@zap-actionsdower.bsky.social
I ONLY like hippopotamuses! (And hippopotamuses like me too.)
Fuck ICE, obviously.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Fuck ICE, obviously.
Soup beans from scratch, cornbread from a box of Jiffy mix
#soupbeans #pintobeans #beansandcornbread #southernfood
#comfortfood
#cooking
#soupbeans #pintobeans #beansandcornbread #southernfood
#comfortfood
#cooking
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Soup beans from scratch, cornbread from a box of Jiffy mix
#soupbeans #pintobeans #beansandcornbread #southernfood
#comfortfood
#cooking
#soupbeans #pintobeans #beansandcornbread #southernfood
#comfortfood
#cooking
It’s wintertime in Michigan, so I’m dailying my ‘22 Civic “winter beater” to keep my old cars (relatively) rust free.
Even with heated seats and a six speed manual in the Honda, I’ve dearly missed driving the old cars.
#buickelectra #oldsmobileomega
#buickparkavenue #gmxbody #3800V6 #ironduke
Even with heated seats and a six speed manual in the Honda, I’ve dearly missed driving the old cars.
#buickelectra #oldsmobileomega
#buickparkavenue #gmxbody #3800V6 #ironduke
January 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
It’s wintertime in Michigan, so I’m dailying my ‘22 Civic “winter beater” to keep my old cars (relatively) rust free.
Even with heated seats and a six speed manual in the Honda, I’ve dearly missed driving the old cars.
#buickelectra #oldsmobileomega
#buickparkavenue #gmxbody #3800V6 #ironduke
Even with heated seats and a six speed manual in the Honda, I’ve dearly missed driving the old cars.
#buickelectra #oldsmobileomega
#buickparkavenue #gmxbody #3800V6 #ironduke
Someone posted in a local Facebook group looking for someone to do snow removal.
This is the first reply she got, prime #boomerposting
This is the first reply she got, prime #boomerposting
January 4, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Someone posted in a local Facebook group looking for someone to do snow removal.
This is the first reply she got, prime #boomerposting
This is the first reply she got, prime #boomerposting
I would go out of my way to avoid driving on it.
If I were forced to drive on it, I’d first stop my car, get out, and take a shit and piss on the asphalt. If the cops saw me doing, I’d wear the ensuing public indecency charge like a goddamn badge of honor.
(1/2)
If I were forced to drive on it, I’d first stop my car, get out, and take a shit and piss on the asphalt. If the cops saw me doing, I’d wear the ensuing public indecency charge like a goddamn badge of honor.
(1/2)
December 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I would go out of my way to avoid driving on it.
If I were forced to drive on it, I’d first stop my car, get out, and take a shit and piss on the asphalt. If the cops saw me doing, I’d wear the ensuing public indecency charge like a goddamn badge of honor.
(1/2)
If I were forced to drive on it, I’d first stop my car, get out, and take a shit and piss on the asphalt. If the cops saw me doing, I’d wear the ensuing public indecency charge like a goddamn badge of honor.
(1/2)
It’s been snowing since Thanksgiving. I’m sick of winter and winter hasn’t even technically started yet.
December 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s been snowing since Thanksgiving. I’m sick of winter and winter hasn’t even technically started yet.
Connections is my favorite NYT game. I’ll occasionally make my own puzzles like this one. Give it a try if you want to.
connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-Og36t8...
connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-Og36t8...
Connections – Puzzle -Og36t8C_62-R0uZg5bu
Create custom puzzles based on the game popularized by New York Times
connections.swellgarfo.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Connections is my favorite NYT game. I’ll occasionally make my own puzzles like this one. Give it a try if you want to.
connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-Og36t8...
connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-Og36t8...
Went for a walk and did some #carspotting today.
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Went for a walk and did some #carspotting today.
Reposted by Zapediah J. Actionsdower
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
How many times does 42 go into 47?
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
How many times does 42 go into 47?
Somehow I accidentally became the guy who collects the faces of Oldsmobiles like some kind of automotive serial killer.
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Somehow I accidentally became the guy who collects the faces of Oldsmobiles like some kind of automotive serial killer.
JIMMY PESTO’S TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE, LIN!
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
JIMMY PESTO’S TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE, LIN!
It’s Election Day in America.
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It’s Election Day in America.
Buffalo wings, ribs, and other messy foods are a conspiracy by Big Napkin.
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Buffalo wings, ribs, and other messy foods are a conspiracy by Big Napkin.
Mr. Meat Hunks was my father. Please, call me Porky.
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Mr. Meat Hunks was my father. Please, call me Porky.
Every fall I visit the same cider mill, giggle at the signs on these two sheds, and take a picture of them.
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Every fall I visit the same cider mill, giggle at the signs on these two sheds, and take a picture of them.
New fountain drinks at 7-11 are inspired by an encyclopedic novel by David Foster Wallace and an infamous fugitive hijacker.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
New fountain drinks at 7-11 are inspired by an encyclopedic novel by David Foster Wallace and an infamous fugitive hijacker.
We’re in the middle of a body switching movie starting these two.
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We’re in the middle of a body switching movie starting these two.
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social There is exactly one York Steak House still in operation. It’s in Columbus, Ohio. It’s still cafeteria style and castle themed. I’ve eaten there many times and it’s always great.
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October 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social There is exactly one York Steak House still in operation. It’s in Columbus, Ohio. It’s still cafeteria style and castle themed. I’ve eaten there many times and it’s always great.
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I grew up in the 90s. Back then, people were forced to build their own Sabrinas. That all changed in 1999 when Sabrina Carpenter was born.
#imworkinglate
#imworkinglate
September 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I grew up in the 90s. Back then, people were forced to build their own Sabrinas. That all changed in 1999 when Sabrina Carpenter was born.
#imworkinglate
#imworkinglate
@regularcars.bsky.social I don’t believe you’ve reviewed a FWD GM X body yet. I humbly offer you my ‘84 Olds Omega.
September 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
@regularcars.bsky.social I don’t believe you’ve reviewed a FWD GM X body yet. I humbly offer you my ‘84 Olds Omega.
Reposted by Zapediah J. Actionsdower
Hot take: I don't think you should be allowed to use the self-checkout if you're a dumbshit.
August 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hot take: I don't think you should be allowed to use the self-checkout if you're a dumbshit.
Screamin’ Harry Armadillo is my favorite Canadian folk singer.
August 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Screamin’ Harry Armadillo is my favorite Canadian folk singer.
T Mobile has picked the least likable celebrity spokesperson in recent memory.
August 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
T Mobile has picked the least likable celebrity spokesperson in recent memory.