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Zattach (They/Them)

@zattachbridget.bsky.social

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Will repost Persona 3 Spoilers, pfp from Guilty Gear, banner from Fire Emblem Three Houses promotional artwork. I will take any excuse to talk about my favorite indie artist (Marc with a C). Please play Famicom Detective Club.

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Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · Aug 8

Really hate it when I see people go “oh Nintendo did this bad thing, unlike this other company who is a saint and loves the consumer” because like… no? Nintendo should be criticized but if you use that criticism to defend another corporation then you’re missing the point entirely.

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15h

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

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Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 15h

He Lenovo why do you think that telling me how to track down my lost laptop on that same laptop would help me if I had actually lost it?

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Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 15h

It’s officially been 10 years since…
the incident…

Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think I’ve seen the modern college experience summed up better in a single post

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Busterlovania @bustercorp.bsky.social · 1d

Caught up on the Nintendo News, I can't believe the Pikmin are about to declare war on Human Babies

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Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 1d

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Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 2d

So do you just stick your phone into your chest like a Jojo stand or…?

Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 2d

I’d like to formally apologize to the white truck driver in my neighborhood for initially thinking they were in a cybertruck because of the shape of their headlights

Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 2d

So true bestie

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1000xRESIST | Available Now @sunsetvisitor.studio · 2d

we simply don't know what you're referring to 💖 it sounds like something wrong, which iris would never do!

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Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks 1000xResist Wiki

Screenshot from the 1000xResist wiki that says

“Personality: Bobo doesn’t speak, because if she could, then she wouldn’t be a hamster!

History: The nefarious microwave”

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Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 2d

Bobo would beg to differ

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Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 3d

…yeah

youtu.be/-B57lnGcMpY?...

Gorillaz - Souk Eye (Visualiser)

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Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 3d

Me when my Uma Musume asks why I chose to become a trainer

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Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 3d

After replaying the cataquack level of Mario Galaxy, I’d be perfectly fine with these things going extinct again

Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 3d

There’s a level in Rayman Legends which starts on an inflatable island and it took my brother and I like 2-3 years to figure out that there was an actual full level under the island, before that point we would just use that level to play a king of the hill style game using the island

Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 4d

Does this hurt the Quest 64 cartridge?

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 4d

If people are going to clap when planes land, it should be done properly like a musical. The crew do individual bows, pilots come out and get flowers, a final song reprises the most popular bits of the flight.

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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 5d

It’s funny because it’s true

Jay D@@jay.bsky.team
You could try a poster's strike. I hear that works

crystal @cim.bsky.social
your user base consists entirely of people who are willing to migrate from social media websites that turn on them

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Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 5d

Happy birthday!!!

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 5d

I was having a conversation with chat on stream the other day about how I don't feel that the descriptor of "slop" should be used so casually to describe things you dislike and should be reserved for AI generated slop, and I was asked what about "live service" games?

Honestly? No, not even that...

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 5d

One thing that comes through awfully clearly in these ICE videos is how many of these goons gravitated toward the job because being able to assault people with impunity is a big thrill for them.

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 5d

OpenAI claims companies must opt-out of having their copyrighted characters & content appear in Sora

Legal experts say studios have grounds to sue:

“They’re setting up this false bargain where they can do this unless you opt out. And if you don’t, it’s your fault. That’s not the way the law works"

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 5d

Posting through it in the hopes that if I post enough surely people will see things my way and tell me they agree with me

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Zattach (They/Them) @zattachbridget.bsky.social · 5d

Ideal Smash 6 roster:

Alph
Corrin
Piranha Plant
Byleth
Steve
Mai Shiranui
Anji Mito