Jack Zazlo
@zazlo.bsky.social
Highly-trained idiot, mumbler and dadaist. I make cartoons, paintings and sometimes full sentences. I also like Hawkwind.
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IT'S THE SOLSTICE
Also, I maded a drawing for my friend
Also, I maded a drawing for my friend
December 21, 2024 at 7:59 PM
IT'S THE SOLSTICE
Also, I maded a drawing for my friend
Also, I maded a drawing for my friend
IT'S THE SOLSTICE
Also, I maded a drawing for my friend
Also, I maded a drawing for my friend
December 21, 2024 at 7:59 PM
IT'S THE SOLSTICE
Also, I maded a drawing for my friend
Also, I maded a drawing for my friend
This kills me every time, that look on his face like he's only just now realized what's happened. "Aww, shucks."
(Acrylic on discarded frame backing, 2006)
(Acrylic on discarded frame backing, 2006)
December 4, 2024 at 8:07 PM
This kills me every time, that look on his face like he's only just now realized what's happened. "Aww, shucks."
(Acrylic on discarded frame backing, 2006)
(Acrylic on discarded frame backing, 2006)
So these guys popped in brunch, but all they eat is Bismuth crystals? Too embarrassed to admit I ate all my Bismuth last night while watching a Three's Company marathon.
(Painting 00104, oil on panel, 2018)
(Painting 00104, oil on panel, 2018)
December 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM
So these guys popped in brunch, but all they eat is Bismuth crystals? Too embarrassed to admit I ate all my Bismuth last night while watching a Three's Company marathon.
(Painting 00104, oil on panel, 2018)
(Painting 00104, oil on panel, 2018)
Here's my delicious, harvest-themed Thanksgiving dinner, all fresh from the magma fissure directly under my home!
(Painting #00270, oil on panel, 2022)
(Painting #00270, oil on panel, 2022)
November 28, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Here's my delicious, harvest-themed Thanksgiving dinner, all fresh from the magma fissure directly under my home!
(Painting #00270, oil on panel, 2022)
(Painting #00270, oil on panel, 2022)
Ha ha, what are these fellas up to? Some chicanery in the 13th dimension, that's what!
(painting by me, 2020, oil on panel)
(painting by me, 2020, oil on panel)
November 25, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Ha ha, what are these fellas up to? Some chicanery in the 13th dimension, that's what!
(painting by me, 2020, oil on panel)
(painting by me, 2020, oil on panel)
So, anyone know why this 80 mile tall creature is hovering just inches above my house? I'm not mad about it, just curious!
Just kidding, it's an oil painting I made in 2021! And it's only 77 miles tall! Ha ha!
Just kidding, it's an oil painting I made in 2021! And it's only 77 miles tall! Ha ha!
November 17, 2024 at 8:20 PM
So, anyone know why this 80 mile tall creature is hovering just inches above my house? I'm not mad about it, just curious!
Just kidding, it's an oil painting I made in 2021! And it's only 77 miles tall! Ha ha!
Just kidding, it's an oil painting I made in 2021! And it's only 77 miles tall! Ha ha!
Oh yah I do paintings too, but whatevelator
September 20, 2024 at 8:38 AM
Oh yah I do paintings too, but whatevelator
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i ve actually built up an immunity to diapers so when i shit it just sprays every where regardless #TheClassicsAreBack #Viral
September 13, 2024 at 4:42 PM
i ve actually built up an immunity to diapers so when i shit it just sprays every where regardless #TheClassicsAreBack #Viral
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i want to rent out my car for bathroom services. i replaced the back seat with a big bucket. i want guys to shit in my car and pay me
September 13, 2024 at 4:43 PM
i want to rent out my car for bathroom services. i replaced the back seat with a big bucket. i want guys to shit in my car and pay me
Trolleys are a menace!
September 1, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Trolleys are a menace!
My circulatory system is writing a novel!
August 31, 2024 at 6:55 PM
My circulatory system is writing a novel!
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And we're off! Way off!
August 29, 2024 at 6:33 PM
And we're off! Way off!