Andy Patrick
@zbd.bsky.social
A's fan, Gamer, Christian, Compliance and QA guy, he/him.
AKA Zebedee18/ZBD18
AKA Zebedee18/ZBD18
Debuting my new offensive performance measurement stat BILE
BILE
IS
LITERALLY
EQUAL TO THE AMOUNT OF BILE IN YOUR SYSTEM THIS ISN'T A STAT ITS A MEASURE OF THE BILE WHICH CAN BE CLEANED THROUGH OLD TIMEY MEDICINE ADMINISTERED BY A BARBER SURGEON
BILE
IS
LITERALLY
EQUAL TO THE AMOUNT OF BILE IN YOUR SYSTEM THIS ISN'T A STAT ITS A MEASURE OF THE BILE WHICH CAN BE CLEANED THROUGH OLD TIMEY MEDICINE ADMINISTERED BY A BARBER SURGEON
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Debuting my new offensive performance measurement stat BILE
BILE
IS
LITERALLY
EQUAL TO THE AMOUNT OF BILE IN YOUR SYSTEM THIS ISN'T A STAT ITS A MEASURE OF THE BILE WHICH CAN BE CLEANED THROUGH OLD TIMEY MEDICINE ADMINISTERED BY A BARBER SURGEON
BILE
IS
LITERALLY
EQUAL TO THE AMOUNT OF BILE IN YOUR SYSTEM THIS ISN'T A STAT ITS A MEASURE OF THE BILE WHICH CAN BE CLEANED THROUGH OLD TIMEY MEDICINE ADMINISTERED BY A BARBER SURGEON
Gotta be purple or orange I think. I'm inclined to go with purple. What a tail.
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Gotta be purple or orange I think. I'm inclined to go with purple. What a tail.
Out! Out damn boys! Life's but a walking shadow
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Out! Out damn boys! Life's but a walking shadow
They already did on Instagram and it's going great
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
They already did on Instagram and it's going great
Are Dots and Jujubes the same thing? Please use your blue checkmark wisely
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Are Dots and Jujubes the same thing? Please use your blue checkmark wisely
Was the pitcher Matt Garza
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Was the pitcher Matt Garza
I drag bunted basically every game once I got to Pony. Gotta play the hand you're dealt, at some point, as the small fast kid.
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I drag bunted basically every game once I got to Pony. Gotta play the hand you're dealt, at some point, as the small fast kid.
I see you staring again at the "Can Josh Sborz Start" draft you've had your eye on for years
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I see you staring again at the "Can Josh Sborz Start" draft you've had your eye on for years
Running for Pope on a "Frustrated with Jesus" platform
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Running for Pope on a "Frustrated with Jesus" platform
When I worked at Sony in my first QA job they had Spore posters on the wall for some reason
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When I worked at Sony in my first QA job they had Spore posters on the wall for some reason
I can appreciate the motivation behind all these UI's even if they look ridiculous now.
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I can appreciate the motivation behind all these UI's even if they look ridiculous now.
I loved this thing as a kid. We never had it at my house but a friend's house did and I thought it was so cool.
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I loved this thing as a kid. We never had it at my house but a friend's house did and I thought it was so cool.
The way she says "Butt'riest" gets me every time
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The way she says "Butt'riest" gets me every time
Oh I thought Glow Riders was the name. Weird!
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Oh I thought Glow Riders was the name. Weird!
Apparently Colorado Springs and Northern Colorado are out, and Modesto and Long Beach are in. The league as a whole seems to be shifting more to the West.
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Apparently Colorado Springs and Northern Colorado are out, and Modesto and Long Beach are in. The league as a whole seems to be shifting more to the West.
Angels 2026 strategy
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Angels 2026 strategy
Faction's Reaction for Jaxson Action Impaction gains Traction
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Faction's Reaction for Jaxson Action Impaction gains Traction
Chavez, Donaldson, Chapman?
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Chavez, Donaldson, Chapman?
This guy desperately wishes his first name was Columbo
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This guy desperately wishes his first name was Columbo
He's just gonna call it Trump Stadium and get his followers to do the same and hope nobody realizes that's not the actual name
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
He's just gonna call it Trump Stadium and get his followers to do the same and hope nobody realizes that's not the actual name