Zechmarqise
@zechmarqise.bsky.social
My life is agile
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new year sounds great but not with a meh boss hahahahah
January 5, 2026 at 9:40 AM
new year sounds great but not with a meh boss hahahahah
is so easy to avoid unnecessary queer allegations at work now bc some female colleagues are sharing how useless their spouses are and you can go full-on Eartha Kitt and Cher energy and they would agree with you
a woman singing into a microphone with the words " this is a woman 's world " behind her
ALT: a woman singing into a microphone with the words " this is a woman 's world " behind her
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December 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
is so easy to avoid unnecessary queer allegations at work now bc some female colleagues are sharing how useless their spouses are and you can go full-on Eartha Kitt and Cher energy and they would agree with you
reminiscing a brief book exchange exercise with a schoolmate 20+ years ago and realising THIS SCHMATE DIDNT RETURN MY BOOKS TO ME(bc trf schs).
but it's okay it's not like imma keep them now.
I hope they're doing well(they come from good fam).
book exchange exercise is really my fave thing to do
but it's okay it's not like imma keep them now.
I hope they're doing well(they come from good fam).
book exchange exercise is really my fave thing to do
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
reminiscing a brief book exchange exercise with a schoolmate 20+ years ago and realising THIS SCHMATE DIDNT RETURN MY BOOKS TO ME(bc trf schs).
but it's okay it's not like imma keep them now.
I hope they're doing well(they come from good fam).
book exchange exercise is really my fave thing to do
but it's okay it's not like imma keep them now.
I hope they're doing well(they come from good fam).
book exchange exercise is really my fave thing to do
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Wicked but it's the Muppets
YouTube video by Ricky Downes III
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November 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Kiddo, on teams: *screenshot* so funny, turns out the x team office is empty when I went to look for them wrf a user enquiry. I left them a teams message.
Kiddo, immediately, on WA: FUCKEN IRRESPONSIBLE I PHONED THEM AND NO ANSWER
DED
Kiddo, immediately, on WA: FUCKEN IRRESPONSIBLE I PHONED THEM AND NO ANSWER
DED
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Kiddo, on teams: *screenshot* so funny, turns out the x team office is empty when I went to look for them wrf a user enquiry. I left them a teams message.
Kiddo, immediately, on WA: FUCKEN IRRESPONSIBLE I PHONED THEM AND NO ANSWER
DED
Kiddo, immediately, on WA: FUCKEN IRRESPONSIBLE I PHONED THEM AND NO ANSWER
DED
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DANGER DANGER. www.independent.co.uk/tech/cloudfl...
Parts of the internet just stopped working
Outage comes around a month after Amazon Web Services outage also took much of the internet offline
www.independent.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
DANGER DANGER. www.independent.co.uk/tech/cloudfl...
PM, kiddo ask me come out counter help with selection of books to donate to books to a donation drive
turns out, she just needs an extra pair of hands to move books for phototaking purposes
turns out, she just needs an extra pair of hands to move books for phototaking purposes
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
PM, kiddo ask me come out counter help with selection of books to donate to books to a donation drive
turns out, she just needs an extra pair of hands to move books for phototaking purposes
turns out, she just needs an extra pair of hands to move books for phototaking purposes
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I can answer this. I interviewed Peterson's tailor a few years ago, although the interview was never published because I fell behind on work. Here is the story of this suit. 🧵
October 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I can answer this. I interviewed Peterson's tailor a few years ago, although the interview was never published because I fell behind on work. Here is the story of this suit. 🧵
Kiddo, via teams: the snack you bought from jpn(for office pantry)is very salty
Me: yeah, I tried. Very salty indeed. My friend said it's her favourite childhood snack
Kiddo: even then it's very salty for kids.
Me: I mean she's 40 already so...
Go share it with ppl or smth
...
Me: yeah, I tried. Very salty indeed. My friend said it's her favourite childhood snack
Kiddo: even then it's very salty for kids.
Me: I mean she's 40 already so...
Go share it with ppl or smth
...
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Kiddo, via teams: the snack you bought from jpn(for office pantry)is very salty
Me: yeah, I tried. Very salty indeed. My friend said it's her favourite childhood snack
Kiddo: even then it's very salty for kids.
Me: I mean she's 40 already so...
Go share it with ppl or smth
...
Me: yeah, I tried. Very salty indeed. My friend said it's her favourite childhood snack
Kiddo: even then it's very salty for kids.
Me: I mean she's 40 already so...
Go share it with ppl or smth
...
my jobless friend came over to drop some food off
we had a lil chat a before he goes back
he shared during one of his walkies, hirai ken's song came on and started to well up bc he just fantasized how he became an outdated singer, getting drunk night after night at a small, sleazy bar ...
we had a lil chat a before he goes back
he shared during one of his walkies, hirai ken's song came on and started to well up bc he just fantasized how he became an outdated singer, getting drunk night after night at a small, sleazy bar ...
October 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
my jobless friend came over to drop some food off
we had a lil chat a before he goes back
he shared during one of his walkies, hirai ken's song came on and started to well up bc he just fantasized how he became an outdated singer, getting drunk night after night at a small, sleazy bar ...
we had a lil chat a before he goes back
he shared during one of his walkies, hirai ken's song came on and started to well up bc he just fantasized how he became an outdated singer, getting drunk night after night at a small, sleazy bar ...
My new toxic trait is making the kiddo deliver the souvenirs (2) I had bought so that I don't have to make small talk. In similar fashion, the kiddo delivered to the first location and outsourced the 2nd one to another staff to avoid a more aggressive small talk aka 1-way conversation
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My new toxic trait is making the kiddo deliver the souvenirs (2) I had bought so that I don't have to make small talk. In similar fashion, the kiddo delivered to the first location and outsourced the 2nd one to another staff to avoid a more aggressive small talk aka 1-way conversation
me mum got her health report back and some aspect is in poor status. but the next thing she said was that i should eat less of x because i might have it too.
is a dietary thing, wtf. when mathers dont like their children, the things they say, really.
is a dietary thing, wtf. when mathers dont like their children, the things they say, really.
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
me mum got her health report back and some aspect is in poor status. but the next thing she said was that i should eat less of x because i might have it too.
is a dietary thing, wtf. when mathers dont like their children, the things they say, really.
is a dietary thing, wtf. when mathers dont like their children, the things they say, really.
Me, after finding out kiddo is on MC bc of a mouth allergy
"Does it still hurt today?"
"Yeah, can't smile, can't chew, can't talk much"
Well I guess we are getting coffee in silence
K: how's your trip?
Me: described the trip including my friend's shy kid hanging ard me
K, started yapping
Me: ????
"Does it still hurt today?"
"Yeah, can't smile, can't chew, can't talk much"
Well I guess we are getting coffee in silence
K: how's your trip?
Me: described the trip including my friend's shy kid hanging ard me
K, started yapping
Me: ????
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Me, after finding out kiddo is on MC bc of a mouth allergy
"Does it still hurt today?"
"Yeah, can't smile, can't chew, can't talk much"
Well I guess we are getting coffee in silence
K: how's your trip?
Me: described the trip including my friend's shy kid hanging ard me
K, started yapping
Me: ????
"Does it still hurt today?"
"Yeah, can't smile, can't chew, can't talk much"
Well I guess we are getting coffee in silence
K: how's your trip?
Me: described the trip including my friend's shy kid hanging ard me
K, started yapping
Me: ????
In a very old hotel. Its so shows the outside still has white neon light and there is rust around it
October 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
In a very old hotel. Its so shows the outside still has white neon light and there is rust around it
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I just walked past this new food stall and I didn’t know ao3 is in the food business now
September 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I just walked past this new food stall and I didn’t know ao3 is in the food business now
lunchtime
Asked kiddo bring my last natto down from pantry A BC laziness. as she pass me the natto, she asked if I'm free for 20mins BC she needs me to sit at the counter to help support the new parttime staff.
Asked kiddo bring my last natto down from pantry A BC laziness. as she pass me the natto, she asked if I'm free for 20mins BC she needs me to sit at the counter to help support the new parttime staff.
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
lunchtime
Asked kiddo bring my last natto down from pantry A BC laziness. as she pass me the natto, she asked if I'm free for 20mins BC she needs me to sit at the counter to help support the new parttime staff.
Asked kiddo bring my last natto down from pantry A BC laziness. as she pass me the natto, she asked if I'm free for 20mins BC she needs me to sit at the counter to help support the new parttime staff.
Sometimes I think, why don't I just ask a friend along when I want to go out? But then my laziness got better of me and I just go out on my own
September 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Sometimes I think, why don't I just ask a friend along when I want to go out? But then my laziness got better of me and I just go out on my own
no matter what workplace you go, "your bff" never gets old
September 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
no matter what workplace you go, "your bff" never gets old
at a company training session earlier today and i heard furious typing on my left. turned to see the screen only to find out kiddo applying for jerb DED
August 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
at a company training session earlier today and i heard furious typing on my left. turned to see the screen only to find out kiddo applying for jerb DED
Once again caught a reaction off guard by the kiddo before my kopi. But this time it's an "ah beng's chin wag" +a look that said "oie, now you try tapping w access card"
Bit rude bc I knew she'll never do this to other colleagues. But also annoyed at myself bc I understood. Not awake enough to react
Bit rude bc I knew she'll never do this to other colleagues. But also annoyed at myself bc I understood. Not awake enough to react
August 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Once again caught a reaction off guard by the kiddo before my kopi. But this time it's an "ah beng's chin wag" +a look that said "oie, now you try tapping w access card"
Bit rude bc I knew she'll never do this to other colleagues. But also annoyed at myself bc I understood. Not awake enough to react
Bit rude bc I knew she'll never do this to other colleagues. But also annoyed at myself bc I understood. Not awake enough to react