two and a half jews
August 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
two and a half jews
i’m coming out as a morgan wallen enjoyer
August 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i’m coming out as a morgan wallen enjoyer
working in car parts is great bc people will hang up on me for repeatedly asking them to use words for the letters in their vin number because half the letters and some numbers sound the same over the phone
August 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
working in car parts is great bc people will hang up on me for repeatedly asking them to use words for the letters in their vin number because half the letters and some numbers sound the same over the phone
zephyr listening to the zephyr song in his car built on a zephyr platform
July 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
zephyr listening to the zephyr song in his car built on a zephyr platform
Reposted by zephyr i guess
You have a rabbit’s permission to go back to sleep fyi 😴
July 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
You have a rabbit’s permission to go back to sleep fyi 😴
the duality of man is wearing a bmth shirt and listening to zach bryan
July 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
the duality of man is wearing a bmth shirt and listening to zach bryan
what if we kissed at volvo island
May 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
what if we kissed at volvo island
the fun thing about doing tech theatre is nobody really cares to come support the show i’m doing since i’m not on stage
May 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
the fun thing about doing tech theatre is nobody really cares to come support the show i’m doing since i’m not on stage
every day i get instagram ads for chest binders like im not 6 years post op
April 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
every day i get instagram ads for chest binders like im not 6 years post op
tfw uncovering repressed memories for the sake of dark humor
April 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
tfw uncovering repressed memories for the sake of dark humor
i’m on headset in a tech booth for the first time in 4 years and i’m so so happy
April 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i’m on headset in a tech booth for the first time in 4 years and i’m so so happy
today i had a newer service advisor at a long time shop that i service every location for tell me that he trusts my judgement on selling him the engine that would take longer to get with higher mileage than the other one 🥹
April 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
today i had a newer service advisor at a long time shop that i service every location for tell me that he trusts my judgement on selling him the engine that would take longer to get with higher mileage than the other one 🥹
today i realized i’ve blocked most of the last year out of my memory because it hurts too much to remember when i was happy
March 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
today i realized i’ve blocked most of the last year out of my memory because it hurts too much to remember when i was happy
ok wait so egoist has been a duo featuring ryo (supercell) this whole time
March 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
ok wait so egoist has been a duo featuring ryo (supercell) this whole time
i walked into work and my coworker goes “if z says yes i’ll do it, should i get a mullet” and obv i said yes with no hesitation and he said “you missed the asterisk where you have to get one too” and again with no hesitation i said “okay” so i may have a mullet later today
March 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
i walked into work and my coworker goes “if z says yes i’ll do it, should i get a mullet” and obv i said yes with no hesitation and he said “you missed the asterisk where you have to get one too” and again with no hesitation i said “okay” so i may have a mullet later today
yesterday my friend invited me camping and was saying who was going and was like “you can bring your boyfriend too” and i was like “bro… i don’t have a boyfriend”
March 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
yesterday my friend invited me camping and was saying who was going and was like “you can bring your boyfriend too” and i was like “bro… i don’t have a boyfriend”
had a dream i had a sleepover with my childhood bestie, my friend who recently moved away, and 2 strangers who i think were brothers
March 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
had a dream i had a sleepover with my childhood bestie, my friend who recently moved away, and 2 strangers who i think were brothers
it is almost time for my yearly local honey purchase so i don’t die of allergies
March 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
it is almost time for my yearly local honey purchase so i don’t die of allergies
coworker walked by yesterday and was like “zephyrs smiling, he must be working on a deal” when i was sending someone from spalding a king of the hill meme 💀
March 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
coworker walked by yesterday and was like “zephyrs smiling, he must be working on a deal” when i was sending someone from spalding a king of the hill meme 💀
it’s like i tripped a few months ago and i’ve been stumbling since
March 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
it’s like i tripped a few months ago and i’ve been stumbling since
Reposted by zephyr i guess
I have on occasion said "no problemo" when there is in fact problemo.
March 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I have on occasion said "no problemo" when there is in fact problemo.
save me pumpkindaze 2017
March 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
save me pumpkindaze 2017
Reposted by zephyr i guess
i’ve never been demure. i’ve always been defiant, depressed and a little bit deranged.
March 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i’ve never been demure. i’ve always been defiant, depressed and a little bit deranged.
i would kill for some cornbread cafe rn
March 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i would kill for some cornbread cafe rn
i had a dream a few nights ago that was so literal what it was about 😩 like please brain give me some nuance!! i want to figure it out myself!!
March 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i had a dream a few nights ago that was so literal what it was about 😩 like please brain give me some nuance!! i want to figure it out myself!!