I’m just waiting for all the people I grew up with to get more popular in tiktok so my stories about them will be more entertaining

Me opening bsky realizing I missed out on some key drama while I was away

it's a living

Crazy coffee consuming crustaceans crave caffeinated cappuccinos

Calling crab catching, currency cucked consumers

Kill caffeinated crabs for coffee credits at carls crusty coffee today!

This app needs a feed finding feed. A feed of feeds for the purpose of weeding out feeds to read.

The feed search just doesn’t cut it for my need for endless feed reading.

What if I don’t know what feed to read?!? Must I continue to concede to my need to read each new feed lead?

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.