Surprised we’ve not had Mercedes in Eve yet, wonder if she’ll come in to challenge Rhio for the big March show

This is a very good point

Words to live by

Holy shit, hadn’t seen that one. It’s strangely moving

Reversing austerity but shaking your head the whole time so people know you don’t like doing it

Noooo

Thought of you when I read it! Nice to know there’s groups like this out there

If your first reaction is the harshest one available then people get inured to it pretty quickly

Also a joy to have everyone cheering on Nina Samuels rather than just our universally pro-Nina corner

Well that was just about the best contrast of matches you can ask for in a daft Christmas show: from a darts-themed wrestler who specialised in throwing other wrestlers, to a surprisingly brutal DQ match. I should go to Riot Cabaret more often

Readers, I was not disappointed

Announcing he’s taking part in the Royal Rumble, and he better win